this post was submitted on 08 Sep 2023
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[–] Coldgoron 73 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Inflation is killing the dick waffle market.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Don't you want inflated dick waffles though?

[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Best $575.99 I've ever spent

[–] solidgrue 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

There's a similar model.for $480. Just sayin'...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

(Hyacinth Bucket voice) Richard, I'll not have the neighbors see us eating lower middle-class penis waffles.

[–] Tylerdurdon 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I mean...you've really got to be serious about your penis waffles or penis waffles jokes. If I'm spending that much, it better have a theme song and maybe even a dance.

[–] PopcornPrincess 3 points 1 year ago

You can’t put a price on your hap-penis!

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Why is it industrial, lmao?

I could imagine a shitty hello-kitty level iron with dicks on the plate, but like... is this for a restaurant?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

You know how some cultures have fertility-carnivals/festivals/worship stuff? Like you can find pics of people buying penis-everything's during these events.

There is definitely a market for this.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

When you need an industrial quantity of dicks you need this.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I thought "what a cute novelty" until I saw the price

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeah at that price it becomes an investment. Need to put together a business proposal to get approved for a bank loan.

[–] RickAllensLeftArm 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Lady bits are a little cheaper.

[–] boeman 8 points 1 year ago

The twat waffle

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

This Christmas I'm giving OP's mom a waffle iron.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Imagine making a payment plan of $40 per month over 1.5 years for a penis waffle maker

[–] Baphomet_The_Blasphemer 3 points 1 year ago

I know, right... that's why I just got this less expensive model and only paid $21.45 a month for 1 year.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

That's great they have a payment plan... I want 2, please.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Slathered in greasy butter, and just dripping with sticky maple syrup strait from Quebec.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Pretty god price for the opportunity to stick 4 hot penises in my mouth every morning.

[–] BackOnMyBS 4 points 1 year ago

LIES! It's only $227

[–] TheGiantKorean 3 points 1 year ago

Pairs well with: Rich's Vanilla Heat 'N Ice, Bakery Icing for Donuts, Rolls, & Desserts, 12 Pound Pail https://a.co/d/6Ah1umT

[–] Custoslibera 2 points 1 year ago

How can there possibly be enough demand for commercial production of a product like this?

Do gay day clubs serve a buffet breakfast?

[–] helmet91 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

There's a place in Czechia called Mr. Dick, where you can buy penis waffles, just like these. They're also selling pussy waffles.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Anyone else notice that we have good, actual memes for most of the day and then the garbage posts start during a specific time frame?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Yes, I noticed it was that time so here we are.