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Terrible Estate Agent Photos

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Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.

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A six million dollar bunker to survive the apocalypse in...Las Vegas. https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/3970-Spencer-St-Las-Vegas-NV-89119/7092102_zpid/

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[–] SubsAndDubs 130 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This isn't bad real estate, this is badass real estate

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

I don't know if I'd want to live there, but I kind of like the aesthetic.

[–] [email protected] 79 points 1 year ago (2 children)

They succeeded in making a real life scene that looks like it was rendered by a PlayStation 1 in 1997

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Haha, yeah, looks like they found Don Corneo's new lair.

[–] spader312 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I gasped when I saw the stripper pole lol

[–] [email protected] 45 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The fake outside has such a postapocalyptic feel to it.

[–] Hotdogman 15 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

I don't know when this place was built but, this exact theme is literally in Fallout 76. An underground shelter made to look like outside so that if they spend long times in the shelter they don't go stir crazy.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I don’t know when Fallout 76 was written but, this exact theme is literally in Blast From the Past. An underground shelter made to look like outside so that if they spend long times in the shelter they don’t go stir crazy.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Fallout 76 is a video game from 2018, and certainly got its idea from Blast From the Past.

Kids these days just don't know that gem of a movie exists.

[–] Hotdogman 1 points 1 year ago

Holy cow. Memory unlocked. I 'member now.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Was built in the 70s

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

True, but if there will ever be somewhat affordable fake windows that are nearly indistinguishable from real windows, my office is getting that late spring afternoon on Santorini vibe.

[–] grue 41 points 1 year ago

This transcends tacky and loops back around to cool.

Twice.

[–] FlyingSquid 30 points 1 year ago

I knew what this was before I even expanded the thumbnail. That whole pace is crazy. I wonder if the movie Blast from the Past was based on it or if it was just a coincidence?

[–] netburnr 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Exactly what I was thinking. That movie is a gem, watched it last a year ago with my brother.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

I love this. Look at the ceiling: tons of vents so it'll be nice and cool. I don't need the pole but it's really getting its aesthetic right.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

This is only bad if the bad is followed by an ass. Badass.

Well... The dancing pole is kinda tacky. Replace that whole thing and the wooden stage with a hot tub 😃

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

You need ways to exercise in the apocalypse

[–] Gingerlegs 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

It’s a “support beam” /s

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

"Supported my daughter all the way to college."

[–] clearedtoland 13 points 1 year ago

That timeless Vegas casino aesthetic

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

I love having the porch in the basement.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

This is incredible

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Comes complete with a stripper pole…. BYOS… (bring your own strippers) ofc!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

It's Vegas, they're probably easier to find than fruit and vegetables.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

“4 Attached garage spaces”

? The rest I get… but attached 4 car garage… underground?

[–] Ilovethebomb 7 points 1 year ago

There's a whole house above ground that this is built under.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

It connects to the post apocalyptic tunnel transportation network

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

That hardwood spot would be brilliant to practice on! We built a small stage in our basement when I was still dancing

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Why does the wall on right side look like an old Burger King?

[–] Madison420 16 points 1 year ago

Because it's a older ranch style home underground. Think blast from the past.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

*I’m totally not bookmarking this address for future reference * 😉 for if ever the apocalypse happens

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

That rock grill has 1994 Flintstones vibes and I am here for it. Put it in my house

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you hope for a nuclear winter.

[–] winston 3 points 1 year ago

I would honestly just live in the underground area. Seems real peaceful 😊

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

OP you posted this in the wrong board, this is the ideal female bedroom

[–] p5yk0t1km1r4ge 1 points 3 months ago

Is this a camp from fo76?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

"Liminal Fuck"