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[–] [email protected] 74 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (5 children)

While I get that others are grossed out by it, this looks fucking delicious to me.

[–] [email protected] 63 points 10 months ago

As long as it's roasted to the point where you can squish it with a fork, it should be good. Just 1/3 the amount of garlic would be enough for me though.

[–] mpa92643 55 points 10 months ago (7 children)

While I agree with you, and I do dearly love garlic, I feel obligated to give you a word of caution:

If you eat too much roasted garlic, for the next 24-48 hours, every room you enter will smell like garlic, your sweat will smell like garlic, your farts (and there will be many) will smell like garlic, and your poop will smell like garlic. It will not be a pleasant experience.

Don't ask me how I know this.

[–] TipRing 25 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I found this out the hard and still have no regrets.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I had PT one day after going HARD on some garlic.

No biggie, it's running outside, right?

It rained and we did buddy workouts in a gym instead, after some laps around the court. And it was hot af inside, because, obviously.

Sorry, bro.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago

Don’t threaten me with a good time.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago

That's a risk I'm willing to take

[–] FooBarrington 6 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Do you know if your body builds up resistance? This sounds awesome, but I don't want to get addicted and have to use larger and larger amounts of garlic :(

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

I see no problem

[–] Fantomas 6 points 10 months ago

Ahh yes. The Van Helsing school of culinary arts.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

That is because it kinda looks like a brain. Once you realize it's actually all garlic it stops looking delicious.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

One of best sidedish I have ever eat was an entire garlic head roasted. My wife hated it because I smelled like garlic for an entire day.

[–] Sunforged 2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

I'm pissed they wouldn't at least do a bit of fork smashing and spread the roasted garlic around. That shits gonna be falling all over the place. Terrible plating.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I find the feeling of smashing the garlic with my teeth to be very satisfying.

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 10 months ago

GARLIC

(bread)

[–] [email protected] 28 points 10 months ago (3 children)

If it's cooked right it might be not bad

I like to make a moosh of smashed minced garlic, salt, pepper, butter and olive oil.

Spread moosh on the bread.

Do it under the broiler till whatever.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Yeah if that garlic was roasted then I would be down. Though I woo probably have mashed it into a paste and put that on the bread.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I think that you've accidentally created a variant of mujdei, a traditional Romanian garlic sauce which every household does slightly differently.

[–] SuperIce 3 points 10 months ago

Isn't mujdei not cooked though? It has a very strong garlic flavor. Cooking/roasting garlic really softens the flavor.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

What I'm getting from that link is that I need to try lemon juice and paprika in it.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

Sounds fucking delicious

[–] [email protected] 23 points 10 months ago (2 children)

If you eat this much garlic your sweat is going to smell garlic for a week

[–] [email protected] 17 points 10 months ago

A worthy sacrifice

[–] Shady_Shiroe 5 points 10 months ago

That is how that garlic power up works in vampire survivors

[–] [email protected] 21 points 10 months ago
[–] DigitalController 16 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] TheBat 2 points 10 months ago

Vampires disagree

[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago

10/10 would try

[–] PolyLlamaRous 14 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Yeah... But why didn't they cut the hard bits off the end of the garlics?! I would be upset if I was him too. No one wants hard chunks on their garlic garlic garlic bread.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Crunchy 🤤

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago

That would be delicious. Some cracked black pepper and sea salt. Butter or olive oil for sure.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago

If those are roasted or caramelized that looks fucking delicious. I can never get enough of those little fuckers on my pizza.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)

With a chicken broth as a starter it's not so bad

[–] Dracona 8 points 10 months ago

This is a train wreck trying to pass itself off as a Lamborghini. No oil, no butter, they are not roasted nor cooked nor prepared correctly (all the hard ends still on). Roast the garlic, make a paste with oil, salt and pepper and then you may be a bit closer to heaven.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

How to kill a vampire

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Searched comments from the other one complaining that this looks like a brain.

Now I'm sad, and eat a garlic bread.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

I too was looking for that comment. Have an upvote, friend.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

Ngl looks like a brain

[–] assassinatedbyCIA 5 points 10 months ago

There’s some bread on your garlic

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

Needs some garlic butter on the bread ffs

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

Where's the butter?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

If it's mushy, I will gobble it down

[–] chuckleslord 1 points 10 months ago

Mmmmmmm... Spicy breath

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

I'd eat it.

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