this post was submitted on 24 Aug 2023
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[–] [email protected] 77 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] eager_eagle 25 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Erika Rice Advice

[–] Ticklemytip 31 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I can see it now. Some random doesn't understand this and puts rice up her cootch and then! The next time a random goes down on her, he gets one single grain of rice in his mouth. And doesn't say anything because he thinks it dislodged from his mouth, unknowingly just having another man's nut rice in his mouth. This is why we can't have nice things. Haha

[–] Nintendo 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

is there enough moisture and heat in a hoohaa to slowly cook a grain of rice over time? say, a week? asking for myself

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Dislodges rice from mouth, it's uncooked!

[–] Ticklemytip 2 points 1 year ago

Nature's slow cooker...

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Wish Lemmy had awards, my man here deserves an award

[–] Ticklemytip 5 points 1 year ago

Your comment is my reward my guy. Cheers

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Nut rice, gawd

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago

"Susan's great in the sack, but she makes the worst rice pudding ever."

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago

"Accidentally"

[–] random_character_a 6 points 1 year ago

Preferably bowl of boiled rise and then invite half dozen Japanize business men for a luch to fund your morning-after pill.

Works every time.

[–] Chev 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Why not? 🤷

[–] [email protected] -2 points 1 year ago

Omg, Ick. Lol