LongbottomLeaf

Mistaking kerosene for aftershave?

WHOA!

Ahh but can they spell it correctly?

Look, all I said was, "That bowl of jambalaya was good enough for Joseph Sisko."

I also get those irritating fluorescent pimples where my nostrils meet my cheek, Mr. Honor Stealer. It sucks.

Link doesn't work for me. Looks like some // fixes it.

OG xkcd.

You'll raise hell, nevermind pulses.

I thought so at first, but now I think it's a paradox joke. She's browless and desperately hoping they'll grow back, but she definitely doesn't want to grow a beard. She hopes Spock is fucking with her, because if he is not...

And in the long meantime before they grow back, she'll be checking her cheeks for growth.

I was not there, Gandalf. This was before even my time.