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[–] Ravaja 29 points 1 year ago (1 children)

She asked me to cut her with a razor, hard no from me

[–] Disco_Dougie 4 points 1 year ago

I had this same experience on a second date with someone I met on Tinder. Seemed like a real fucking quick way to get myself locked up.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago

Punch her in the face. Like slapping I could work up to, but she wanted me to punch her. Give her a black eye.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Asked me to drug her at a bar and then take her home. I'm fine with CNC, but not out in public where no one else knows that first C is there.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I have no problems with CNC, but I don't want to see your five axis mill in public

[–] suckaduck 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Watching a CNC mill grind away excess material is like porn to me. Very satisfying stuff to watch.

[–] CADmonkey 4 points 1 year ago

Mmmmm, throw those hot chips.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Why not? Assuming we'd have proper dust-catching, that is...

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Renegotiating consent when spaced and horny.

We planned and negotiated for a session, strictly no genital involvement agreed. When shit got intense, hot and heavy, they were very very angry with me not penising them.

Good discussions on informed enthusiastic consent were had.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Penising someone is now my new favorite euphemism for sex.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

A euphemism usually is less explicit

[–] naticus 16 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Yep, been there. I go to her place, first time we ever met. Within a few minutes she makes me promise I will not be penising her. I agree because I'm only a part time dbag, not 100% a dick.

The night gets interesting, we both drink way more than we should on a first meet, lots of handsy action and everything but the agreed upon limits of consent.

"Why won't you?"
"You made me promise I wouldn't."
"Please?"
"No, but I'll do anything else you'd like."
"Whhhhyyyyyy"

This went on for hours. Never saw her again because she was apparently so upset I kept my promise, she didn't want to see me again. It's a weird sometimes-regret where I know I did exactly what I should have done, but had I not we both would have had more fun and maybe have had a repeat encounter.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Regarding your regret, I know it's not much, but this internet stranger is proud of you for sticking to your promise.

[–] naticus 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Thanks, truly appreciate that. I know it can be difficult in the heat of the moment to stick to a promise like that, and I could easily have had a moment of weakness.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Bro, you are a man of your word. That shit is fucking rare these days.

[–] Chickenstalker 7 points 1 year ago

You: Sorry, Sir. As per our contract dated 14th August, 2023, paragraph 3, section 2 (b) and I quote "...no Penising, not even the tip, shall be allowed after 19.99 minutes of vigorous sex acts". The time is now 19.995 minutes. I must advise you of the penalty clauses as listed in the Appendices I, II and IV should you persist in breaking our prior agreement. Good day, Sir!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

I had a parallel experience, renegotiating consent using their dominant position to define boundaries.

Nope nope nope, not how this is supposed to work.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Great. The horny virgins of Reddit have made their way over.

[–] ch00f 1 points 1 year ago

Don’t worry. School should be starting up any day now.

[–] Badass_panda 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Guy wanted me to burn him with cigarettes, but he didn't smoke and neither do I. After spending 20 minutes looking for a convenience store that was open, the mood was kinda gone.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

This is such a memory... I can imagine a nice and chaotic friendship after this.

[–] randomdeadguy 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Meaningful human connection

[–] Sir_Premiumhengst 8 points 1 year ago

Enough internet for the day. That's gross.

[–] archiotterpup 4 points 1 year ago

Dude was doing meth before a fisting session. Fuck no to that.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I did a couple of scenes with a friend. Turns out he wasn’t really into the sex part. Just wanted to torture someone.

It was a few minutes into our second one when I realized I was just in for a few hours of pain again, so I called it.

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