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[–] [email protected] 330 points 1 year ago (6 children)

I laughed and my partner ask why. I told her it’s some really nerdy humor. She was fine not hearing the joke, but I loosely explained it anyway. She humored me anyway. She’s a good woman.

[–] [email protected] 88 points 1 year ago (3 children)

God my wife would just stare at me and then go on with her previous conversation.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

My wife would just kiss me so I stfu

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[–] dot20 16 points 1 year ago
[–] jelloeater85 7 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 year ago

My boyfriend is completely technically illiterate haha. But he's such a good boy otherwise

[–] Moc 17 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I too think your partner is a good woman

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (10 children)

I don't understand this partner thing.

Idk why, it just bothers me to hear someone say that instead of girl/boyfriend or Significant Other.

It just sounds so damn clinical.

That said, I also choose this person's partner.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 year ago (3 children)

To me, partner seems so much less clinical than "significant other".

Partner is good because it says nothing about gender, which is good if your partner does not conform to a gender binary, but also just if you don't want to reveal their gender either to prevent people being weirdos about it—like they often can online, especially if you say it's your "girlfriend"—or to protect yourself if, for example, you're in a same-sex relationship. But it also says nothing too specific about the status of your relationship. Are they your girlfriend? Fiancée? Wife? Something less conventional? If it's not important to the story, why not leave that detail out?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I had a partner when I opened a computer shop back in the day. Closest I've come to having sex with him was the time I saw his wife topless through the window.

Significant Other is much more specific.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

It's also much weirder sounding. You know what sort of partner they mean from context (same as you know if someone means girlfriend girlfriend or a friend that is a girl)

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[–] thebestaquaman 26 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Some languages - specifically Norwegian that I know of, don't have separate words for "boyfriend" and "girlfriend". In Norwegian we have the word "kjæreste" which can be directly translated to "dearest". To me it always feels a little weird to use "boyfriend" or "girlfriend", i guess the same could be true for other non-native english speakers.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Dearest is nice. I'm going to share that with my kjæreste.

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[–] Moc 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My fiancé asked me to start calling her partner because she was sick of being called girlfriend after 8 years

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago (1 children)

When you get married you can call her your ex-girlfriend

[–] Moc 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Thanks I’m stealing this

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Because she's a woman and not a girl? (don't shoot me, im not english native. But Partnerin is the same)

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Personally I (a straight person) use it in an attempt to normalize the term, so that people who want to conceal the gender of their partner have plausible deniability. If all straight people say "girlfriend/boyfriend", then anyone saying "partner" is outed as "a non-straight person trying to conceal the fact".

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm bi, but my appearance is pretty queer coded such that cis-het people tend to read me as "unclear gay or just tech-nerd punk". I've found that when I use the word partner, it can throw people off because they're clearly fishing for my partner's gender in a "I can't tell whether this person is straight or gay" way. Most of the people I've dated have been men, but I do like the chaos energy of the confusion

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Some old nuts don't like to hear that I've been living with my girlfriend for years.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

She's literally the person in this meme

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Gotta keep that one around

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[–] [email protected] 113 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's like that guy that posted an example Bitcoin miner on GitHub, then a bunch of script kiddies forgot to change his wallet info for their own before deploying... He made a good chunk of change by doing nothing malicious.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago
[–] douglasg14b 113 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)

So, essentially, really poorly written malware? Given the number of assumptions it makes without any sort of robustness around system configuration it's about as good as any first-pass bash script.

It'd be a stretch to call it malware, it's probably an outright fabrication to call it a virus.

[–] DrinkBoba 120 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This is.. clearly a meme..

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I wasn't sure about it either. There's security researchers out there who might genuinely want to get a virus to run in a VM.

But yeah, the cmalw-lib-2.0 gives it away...

[–] BloodSlut 39 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeah, nobody uses cmalw-lib-2.0

Its deprecated, now we use hack-lib-client-1.17

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

systemd-malwared and its front-end malctl are how the cool kids are doing it.

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I wasn’t sure about it either

It ends with them donating money to the malware's creator...

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Yes, that is odd, but not impossible either. I've seen influencers do dumb shit like that for the attention.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago (2 children)

So you’re saying it’s about as robust as a typical Linux application then?

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

He said the thing!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Packagers job to make it fit their distro, innit?

[–] GentooPhysicist 6 points 1 year ago (4 children)

As a package maintainer, it's a lot of fun sometimes!

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

I think it was a fun post about what we go through sometimes just to get X or Y working. It was quite clever.

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[–] Cabrio 78 points 1 year ago
[–] merthyr1831 70 points 1 year ago (2 children)

if youre gonna write linux malware at least distribute it as a flatpak ffs

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

Scammers these days lack basic courtesy 🤦‍♂️

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[–] [email protected] 61 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Should've written the malware in Go, smh

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[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 year ago

A system bestowed upon us by gods.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 year ago

Sorry, folks. Using cmalw-lib is now deprecated.

Cool kids are using systemd-malwd

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago

I guess the process could be regarded as gain of function research.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

Even if it were inspired, it is significantly different the way it's written. I've hit these same challenges before, so I'm more inclined to think it is independent discovery.

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (2 children)

This reminds me of the old linux hater's blog post "At least we don't have any viruses".

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That certainly was a blog with many emotions. Coming at this with no context, it looks like the kind of content that would be beautiful satire, except it's probably not.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Linux Hater's Blog was half satire and half honest criticism.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

i laughed so hard 😂 😂 😂

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