this post was submitted on 14 Aug 2023
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Confidently Incorrect

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When people are way too smug about their wrong answer.

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[–] FederatedSaint 200 points 1 year ago (3 children)

To explain, for those like me who don't know:

soup du jour just means "soup of the day;" or "today's soup;" it's just whatever soup is sold that day.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago

Thank you, I don't know French and was scratching my head as to why this is confidently incorrect.

[–] SomeoneElse 150 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I need to find more opportunities to use “I don’t know what kind of ruse you’re trying to perpetrate” in my life. Preferably over completely banal things.

[–] macarthur_park 68 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I don’t know what kind of ruse you’re trying to perpetrate, but you could always use the phrase as a complete non sequitur.

[–] SnoopyGirl09 26 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I don't know what kind of ruse you're trying to perpetuate, but comment replies shouldn't make me laugh out loud.

[–] SomeoneElse 16 points 1 year ago

I like your style!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Just walk into a Chuck E Cheese and you should have a few things that apply.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Are they serving steak at Chuck E. Cheese now?

[–] [email protected] 59 points 1 year ago (2 children)

What is the soup du jour?

It's the soup of the day.

Mmm...that sounds good. I'll have that.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

'Scuse me, Flo?

[–] ArtVandelay 7 points 1 year ago

Kick his ass Seabass!

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I just need to know which Day they've boiled to make the soup as not all Days are good ones.

[–] Aceticon 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Soup of Saturday tastes like Freedom!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

You'd expect Friday to taste like that, instead!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Thursday’s soup tastes electric

[–] BassDroid 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago

It was still clapping when I started to eat it.

[–] jennwiththesea 10 points 1 year ago

Wow, this is an oooooooold joke! My dad used to tell it the 90s.

[–] danc4498 6 points 1 year ago

This sounds like a great dad joke

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Things that didn't happen for $200, Alex.

[–] Fuckswearwords 5 points 1 year ago

Trick of the day

[–] Phegan 3 points 1 year ago

Wasn't this the entire plot of dumb and dumber

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

it was just not her day.