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[–] [email protected] 108 points 1 year ago (4 children)

While it's commonly believed that Dan Crenshaw wears an eye patch because he lost one eye to an IED in Afghanistan, it's much more likely he uses it to adapt more easily to changing lighting conditions when going below deck.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

He is waaAy too establishment to be a pirate.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Aye sea what you did there...

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[–] STRIKINGdebate2 74 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Guys like this are the kind of guys that end up shooting kids out of fear.

[–] rustyfish 46 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago

The venn diagram is a circle

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago (19 children)

That could apply to both these douchers

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[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 year ago (2 children)

"an improvised explosive device" is admittedly a pretty fun thing to call "jerking off into my own face and hitting myself in the eye and being too self-conscious about it to go to medical until it got infected"

[–] Zehzin 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] LouNeko 4 points 1 year ago

Baby I'm about to blow, quickly roll for initiative.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Like the old Navy saying goes, "Jizz like a xenomorph bleeds."

[–] PyroNeurosis 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

All that monster gotta end up somewhere.

[–] c0mbatbag3l 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Monster, vape juice, and Doritos.

What's in your ~~wallet~~ geedunk?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Dude. Gross.

Funny as hell... but eww

But also lol. You ain't right, but you're alright

[–] c0mbatbag3l 1 points 1 year ago

Thanks shippy!

[–] sebinspace 3 points 1 year ago

“You talk a lot of shit for someone in cumshot range” would therefore be the best comeback

[–] Gradually_Adjusting 21 points 1 year ago

IRL anime protagonist

[–] Iheardyoubutsowhat 20 points 1 year ago

I still cant believe Pete Davidson had to apologize to this guy on SNL.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You know what? Send him, see what happens

[–] c0mbatbag3l 9 points 1 year ago

Worst case scenario, we lose an armchair warrior.

Best case scenario? He joins isis and weakens their ranks.

[–] BlackNo1 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

i thought fuckface lost his eye after it got fucked out of his eye socket.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

The brave, brave mujahideen

[–] scottywh 11 points 1 year ago

Fuck Dan Crenshaw

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

You know that Hasan guy had quite a different story on how this fella lost his eye.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Didn't he accidentally shoot himself while drunk and fucking around with a gun or was that the oathkeepers guy?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeah, that's the oath keepers guy who was arrested, not the Texas rep who deserves to be arrested.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] quicksand 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago
[–] StealthToad 1 points 1 year ago

I’m quite curious what this story is

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

They're not like the other girls

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

skill issue

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

is this the original? Is this where “rip to _ but I’m different” comes from?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Built different, blow up different

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Look! Another murderer who lost an eye!

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