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[–] teamevil 3 points 50 minutes ago

And what official body is in charge of keeping the official record and count of illegal immigrants crossing the border? Seems to me it's most likely DHS and ice reporting and isn't it in their own best interest to inflate the numbers or deflate them to appease the Nazis?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 hour ago

What percent of immigration is illegal? I'm beginning to suspect Republicans are actually pro immigration (gotta have those slaves) but need to be loudly against it, hence the crackdown on illegal immigrants

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 hour ago

Step 1: Turns country towards fascism

Step 2: ???

Step 3: ~~Profit?~~ Genocide?

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

If it's over 100%, does that mean he's pushing out people in the US? 🤔

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

Yes actually, and he's making some crossings super legal to compensate further.

[–] NatakuNox 12 points 3 hours ago

Lol illegal crossings caught / reported. The majority of illegals come over legally and just overstay their vacation, education, work, business, or deplomat visa. Why bother crossing illegally when you can just request a vacation visa or day visa and just disappear into the country. (Yes those without passports will have to sneak across but it's way easier than the Trump administration will have you believe.) Yes thousands get caught but millions go back and forth without. Yes most go back without needing the US government to force them.

[–] [email protected] 45 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) (1 children)

Numbers nobody has seen before. Lol.

Every Trump action is appearently the best ones ever made in the history of civilization.

If Jesus would come back, he would be second to Trump in how amazing he is.

[–] Valmond 14 points 5 hours ago

Second place? Believe it or not, it's also Trump.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Friendly reminder: this community has a "No politics or political figures" rule. In the future, please put posts like this in a community like [email protected].

[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 hour ago

this is not political at all. beside the fact that the white house is making the joke! next time the white house is funny, I'll post on political humor, sorry

[–] [email protected] 34 points 6 hours ago

So people are fleeing the US? That's not the brag you think it is...

[–] pennomi 120 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

numbers that nobody has ever seen before

Like eleventeen, thirty-twelve, and all those.

[–] [email protected] 72 points 8 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 39 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Good grief, I thought this post was just a joke, but he actually said it. It's ok though, his term's nearly over, right? Right??

[–] [email protected] 23 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Only because the meaning of "term" may change.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 hours ago

"Good news and bad news. Good news, Trump is not the president anymore.. "

[–] [email protected] 66 points 8 hours ago (4 children)

So... how do you reduce something like people crossing a border beyond one hundred percent ?

[–] [email protected] 102 points 8 hours ago

People trying to get out of the country, I guess

[–] [email protected] 52 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

They're crossing on the opposite direction now

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 hours ago

And bringing additional people with them!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 hours ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 hours ago

For some reason, people will sometimes flip the fraction when calculating decreasing percentages, so this roughly means that the old number of crossings is beyond one hundred percent greater than the current number of border crossings. It's really dumb

[–] [email protected] 53 points 8 hours ago

American refugees trying to enter Mexico and Canada.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 8 hours ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 16 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

Look at the front page, and also great articles such as "Biden Spent Millions on Transgender Animal Experiments" and "President Trump is Leading with Peace Through Strength."

[–] [email protected] 17 points 6 hours ago (3 children)

"Biden Spent Millions on Transgender Animal Experiments"

Wait, are they confusing "transgender" and "transgenic"?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 hours ago

Yes, they also cut funding to a special education transition program because they think it means libs are transitioning school kids.

[–] hedge_lord 4 points 3 hours ago

"Never believe that anti-Semites are completely unaware of the absurdity of their replies."

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 hours ago

Yes. Because they are just that dumb.

[–] Mirshe 4 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

peace through strength Hmmmmm. Where have I heard that before?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 hours ago

A book that I haven't read in a long time, and now would be the proper time to do it again.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago) (3 children)

~~Looks like it isn’t real.

https://www.whitehouse.gov/articles/2025/02/illegal-border-crossings-plummeted-in-january/ ~~

I’ve been corrected. Is is real. It makes sense that they were just documenting his word salad.

More permanent copy for posterity: https://archive.is/5YlSS

[–] [email protected] 18 points 7 hours ago

The quote in the picture is definitely from the whitehouse website, its linked below in the comments. Its just not from that article that no one referenced.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Aliens ? Oo someone to do me an ELI5 pls 😅😐

[–] Maggoty 1 points 5 hours ago

It's the official government word for foreigners.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 hours ago

Don't know what everyone is so worried about. Look at all this bigly progress!! /s

And look how progressive they are, putting a Muskrat in the White House!

(psss....psss...Europe, wanna coordinate a party?)

[–] [email protected] 15 points 8 hours ago

Nobody wants to move to a shithole country I guess.

[–] DragonsInARoom 7 points 7 hours ago

So what they're saying is that everyone is leaving the US, can't imagine why

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago) (2 children)

~~What's the link? I'd like to check this page.~~

~~Fake...~~

WTF... Not fake...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

It wouldnt be funny as a fake

[–] [email protected] 1 points 50 minutes ago

...I don't think it's funny either way, to be honest... Just weird.

To each their own, of course.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 7 hours ago (1 children)
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[–] TomMasz 5 points 7 hours ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 2 points 48 minutes ago

Math are hard but maths is harder. American math is 20% easier than English maths. And yes I have seen that "[UK flag] English (Traditional); [US flag] English (Simplified)" gag.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 hours ago

Six, seven, eight; lock the gate. One, two, three; turn the key. Thirty, fifty, ten; my dirty shifty friend?

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