hedge_lord

This is true I was there sneaking around cause I'm a spy and I needed to gather intel so I went inside and spied on them. Their so lax in security I straight up told them what I was doing and all they did was offer to give me a tour. Ive seen horrors like you would not believe I am scarred for life by what I've seen and nothing will ever be as good as their fucking salad bar man I'm telling you that shit was fire.

No one would ever put me on a list first of all be I'm nice but second of all because I am just too stealthy. They'd try to write my name but they won't remember it and if they did then I'd be there standing behind them in my ninja gear and I'd just shoop the pen out of their hands before they even knew what was happening. They'd be all like "where'd my pen go I was just holding it" and they wouldn't see me because of my stealth and I'd just creep out a window silently but not before leaving them some fresh bread cause I'm nice too and I keep my enemies close.

My pastor said of eugenics that "this is where ideas like evolution lead". He was trying to "prove" the existence of his god as a sunday message. He'd tried to lay it out as a proof, but all of his points were either tangential (like this one, even if you assume it to be sound) or fallacious.

It was the most wild argument I've heard because this wasn't something he'd just thought of in the moment. He'd prepared a script for this. Someone, presumably, had proofread that script. This, combined with all of the other failed attempts at proof present in the message, was what broke what remained of my faith. So now I can say that I was decoverted by my own pastor, which is wild too!

Skill issue

Width. Most shoes are too narrow and pointy

/usr/? sounds like /ussr/! That's COMMUNISM

And so files, otherwise known as SHARED OBJECT files. Are of my programs are STATICALLY LINKED because I'm not a DIRTY COMMUNIST.

My childhood best friend was raised in a JW family and eventually became an atheist. He also refers to it as a cult. I'm really proud of him for getting out of it, because doing so was difficult (because of it being a cult!) and took a lot of strength

Don't call me out like this :3

I am very hungry and dehydrated but I cannot leave my bed

Inspirational! I have an orchid that I purchased at a discount because of its damaged root system. I've been caring for it for a few months and it doesn't seem to be dying so I assume it's happy. Not as happy as yours though!