Borrowed from lemmy.zip
Goddamit squirrel I'm trying, ive got years of lurker conditioning to break.
this post was submitted on 01 Mar 2025
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Fine you win this round
This is the way
Hey Bernie 👋🏽
- Presses reply
- Types an insightful comment
- Looks at it. There’s something wrong with it. He just doesn’t know what.
- Erases it. Starts over.
- *Still doesn’t feel right *
- Hits cancel, discards the comment, and goes back to doom scrolling.
..... Nice.
I'm an introvert, leave me alone.
But .. but what if someone downvotes me?
Nothing makes me feel more powerful than getting downvoted and not caring while having a bunch of people who clearly care a lot about votes tell me I should care about downvotes.
Go ahead and downvote me, it literally doesn’t matter.
I’m doing my part by flooding Lemmy with opossum and bat pics. Maybe an occasional raccoon if the mood is right.
I'm doing my part!
It's ok to be a lurker. Lurkers, I'm happy you're here with us.
And we're here for you.
Hey this user isn’t a lurker!! They’re a big fat phony!!!
its hard when i get most of my content here.
Does actively commenting but never posting count as lurking?
But I like being a lurker 😟
Too late, lurkers don't comment!
I still remember this epic comment from @[email protected]. It's funny because cm0002 is like one of the most active posters I see around.
Why do I too remember that post and the comment, huh, I might be spending a lot of time here
I've been busy!
No, I only come here when I poo.
Can't you talk while pooing?
Some people, even presidents, poo and talk at the same time! Every time they open their mouths!
But Lurkers are great at defending from enemy infantry in StarCraft.
Bla bla bla bla bla bla bla.
No seriously, it's actually fun to comment on random things. Often the next day when I wake up I have a bunch of fun responses in my inbox.
I lurke, I smirk, I work, but not twerk, does that make me a jerk?
It’s one perk.
lurk lurk lurk hehehehehe try to stop me b
Lemmy is far and away the most active I've ever been on social media, then I see a three month old account with 2K comments and suddenly feel like a lurker.
Some of us comment and some of us post. You're a poster.
I do as I please
Just posted some meme. Happy?!
Sorry <3
Yeah, that’s not very typical. I’d like to make that point.
Im not! I furiously type my thoughts on every post I can to let my opinions be known to the community!
Are my almost daily cat pictures not enough for you?!
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I feel like I already post too much lol. But that might be an artifact from my autism which always makes me feel like I'm not good enough or have nothing worthwile to contribute.
Same here, except from Anxiety. Maybe this is just being human?
Sorry, I lurk. Sorry.
Screaming into the void can be therapeutic.
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