I'd say a skinny Jabba.
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Why share a fake AI image to roast someone? There are plenty of real photos to laugh at
Im playing at their level! I dont care whats real or not
Sentient mayonnaise
What did he scrape his tum tum on?
He's on his period.
We should not shame him for his body.
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We should shame him for what a terrible piece of garbage human being he is.
Phew. I'm glad I only think I look like him, and I at least can diet that away and still have a personality.
What if we did both?
Don’t bother, the young American left has become allergic to humour, jokes, roasts and comedy in general. They’ve become just as hyper offended and humourless as conservatives.
Canadian leftist here, I still like to laugh at a good fat joke, cause I’m not obsessed with this need to call people out for what they find funny
Are you the kind of person who sends letters to the network when a tv show says a joke that offends you? Where did people’s sense of humour go anyways?
Built like a ziplock full of milk
OK, this made me genuinely laugh out loud, well done
Holy shit that’s hilarious.
Is this picture photoshopped, or does he actually have this much of a belly?
AI generated. https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/elon-musk-shirtless-harkonnen-photo
These are real though: https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/elon-musk-shirtless-in-mykonos
That is not a normal human shape...
Instead of losing weight he's been sucking his gut in or wearing a girdle. Joe Rogan has the same torso.
Bro built like a deep breath.
Now this is a rare insult
And now I see why he chickened out of the fight with Zuckerberg. Zuck vs. the X Fail Whale. Would have been epic.
Don't get me wrong, I don't like Zuck, and would have been cheering for him to clumsily trip as he was led from the ring, but I do have my preferred order of courses in my billionaire buffet, and the Elon course comes first.
Forget about Vantablack. Elonwhite is the new color de jour. It’s so fucking white that no light is absorbed at all.
Wow, he's camouflaged for the boat
Yeah, I'd also linke to know the source.
I have no clue and I dont care. I will share this and many more forever! Fucking garbage bag of oatmeal!
Spreading AI slop helps no one.
A literal bathtub full of literal feces would actually be more attractive.
Splash water on it and push it back in, poor thing.
Oh, wait.
Yeah, splash water on it and push it in.
He's looking for a milk bath to snort his worm poop in.