this post was submitted on 25 Feb 2025
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Enough Musk Spam

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 19 minutes ago

Sentient mayonnaise

[–] boaratio 4 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

What did he scrape his tum tum on?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 55 minutes ago

He's on his period.

[–] FellowHuman 17 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

We should not shame him for his body.

...

We should shame him for what a terrible piece of garbage human being he is.

[–] But_my_mom_says_im_cool -2 points 28 minutes ago

Are you the kind of person who sends letters to the network when a tv show says a joke that offends you? Where did people’s sense of humour go anyways?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago (1 children)
[–] But_my_mom_says_im_cool 0 points 29 minutes ago

Don’t bother, the young American left has become allergic to humour, jokes, roasts and comedy in general. They’ve become just as hyper offended and humourless as conservatives.

Canadian leftist here, I still like to laugh at a good fat joke, cause I’m not obsessed with this need to call people out for what they find funny

[–] [email protected] 65 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

Built like a ziplock full of milk

[–] YungOnions 4 points 6 hours ago

OK, this made me genuinely laugh out loud, well done

[–] billwashere 12 points 15 hours ago

Holy shit that’s hilarious.

[–] MooDib 54 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago) (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 15 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 13 hours ago

The Baron at least had some style

[–] [email protected] 19 points 14 hours ago

A literal bathtub full of literal feces would actually be more attractive.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 16 hours ago (3 children)

Is this picture photoshopped, or does he actually have this much of a belly?

[–] [email protected] 49 points 15 hours ago (5 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

That is not a normal human shape...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 52 minutes ago

Instead of losing weight he's been sucking his gut in or wearing a girdle. Joe Rogan has the same torso.

[–] KingGordon 22 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Bro built like a deep breath.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 13 hours ago

Now this is a rare insult

[–] ClanOfTheOcho 10 points 12 hours ago

And now I see why he chickened out of the fight with Zuckerberg. Zuck vs. the X Fail Whale. Would have been epic.

Don't get me wrong, I don't like Zuck, and would have been cheering for him to clumsily trip as he was led from the ring, but I do have my preferred order of courses in my billionaire buffet, and the Elon course comes first.

[–] dohpaz42 4 points 14 hours ago

Forget about Vantablack. Elonwhite is the new color de jour. It’s so fucking white that no light is absorbed at all.

[–] crank0271 2 points 15 hours ago

Wow, he's camouflaged for the boat

[–] [email protected] 8 points 16 hours ago

Yeah, I'd also linke to know the source.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

I have no clue and I dont care. I will share this and many more forever! Fucking garbage bag of oatmeal!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 14 hours ago

Spreading AI slop helps no one.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 17 hours ago

Splash water on it and push it back in, poor thing.

Oh, wait.

Yeah, splash water on it and push it in.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 17 hours ago

He's looking for a milk bath to snort his worm poop in.

[–] hOrni 10 points 17 hours ago (1 children)
[–] ExhaleSmile 3 points 16 hours ago

Excellent reference!!