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[–] TrueStoryBob 5 points 2 days ago

Way to go Elevance Health and the Centene Corporation!!! Women πŸ™Can πŸ™Be πŸ™Monsters πŸ™Too!!!

[–] RonnyZittledong 140 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (5 children)

I get the feeling Tim Wentworth is not in it for the money. He just enjoys seeing people die.

[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey 56 points 4 days ago (2 children)

He looks like he's about to eat the photographers face off.

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 4 days ago

holy shit yeah i can see it

[–] lolrightythen 22 points 4 days ago

"Its your money and I want it now!"

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[–] rustyfish 80 points 4 days ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 23 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (2 children)

That's an energy vampire if I've ever seen one.

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[–] Glytch 26 points 4 days ago

He's hungry. Hungry for souls.

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[–] [email protected] 66 points 4 days ago (1 children)
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[–] Agent641 40 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (2 children)

Maybe a deck of cards is in order. Populated with the top excecs in US healthcare

[–] [email protected] 41 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Someone already did this.

It did not go well for them. AFAICT they were completely de-platformed everywhere, and the card processor for their online shop cancelled their account.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

Wow. It would be terrible if someone were to buy a bunch of decks of those cards and drop them around heavily populated areas where there are likely to be people displaced from their homes indirectly through corporate greed.

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[–] [email protected] 36 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

Why the Walgreens' CEO has unsettling smile..? I feel molested.

[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey 24 points 4 days ago

He's killed and he's about to do it again.

[–] polysexualstick 2 points 2 days ago

Gail Boudreaux looks like Sandi Toksvig

[–] Bosht 2 points 2 days ago

None of these people look like they're normal or have a healthy mental state. Could be bias, sure, but something seriously seems off about all of them to me.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

I switched to a cheaper insurance plan this year. Not gonna bore with the details but I think I was doing the math wrong previous years and looking at the price of brand prescriptions instead of generic and it messed up my spreadsheets. Anyways, in the past copays have been pretty cheap for urgent care. I had testicle pain recently and went because I was worried it was torsion and there's only so many times I can read "if you don't get it fixed with 12 hours there's 50% chance to lose it" or whatever lol. It ended up being a UTI I think. But they had me come in for a follow-up. The follow-up was the same price as the initial visit just for them to basically say "yeah, you're fine if nothing else happened". That cost me ~$150. It's just infuriating. Like, I sort of get it, but it would've been so much better if they just told me only to come back if symptoms don't improve or ultrasound results showed something fishy.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Superhero movie villains are usually people or entities trying to bring about social change. They never seem to be villains who encourage death inside the current status quo though.

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 4 days ago

"Humana" has to be the most ironic name of the century.

[–] 58008 19 points 4 days ago (1 children)
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[–] TheBat 15 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Only two women? We need more women in the soulless ghoul fieldπŸ’…πŸ’ƒ

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 4 days ago (4 children)

Look at the diversity of that group!

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