EDIT: removed the previous image with the word "nipples" censored.
Free the nipples!
this post was submitted on 16 Feb 2025
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What colour are your nipples?
Yes.
holy shit!
EDIT: this is now the post image
Might just be Sync but I still see the censored one
On Sync I see the updated one now
Cool, same here now
Oh wow that's what it says! I couldn't read it because it was so censored
Gotta make sure to censor the dirty word!
I almost fainted just imagining the word
I was shaking the whole time while uploading this image
norples are ok, I think.
Why the fuck would someone censor word "nipples"?
The "i" is offensive. The rest of the word is OK.
Napples napples napples napples!
Because it looks like a penis?
Probably stolen from bored Panda who censored it after they stole it from Reddit
What are nuples?
pringles new flavor
Once you pop, the fun don't stop.
Blue. They're blue.
Which is actually possible, btw.
Might want to lay off the colloidal silver there, bud.
Heh :)
But, seriously, it's one of the natural colors humans can have.
Tends to be more likely to occur the more melanin you have, and even more likely with people of African or ~~Indian~~ south asian (as in from the vicinity of india, not just people from India, I just don't know if there's a term for that) descent.
Used to be a nurse's assistant, so I've seen a ton of people naked lol.
South Asia encompasses India, Pakistan, Bangladesh, and other nearby countries
Thank you!
... I'm curious what it looks like but searching for it only brings up sexy pictures of women
Yeah, it's kinda hard to find examples online lol
And thus he learned about his blue nipple fetish
Interesting. Have you ever seen green nipples? Is that possible?
Kinda green-ish, but I wouldn't say fully green.
It's all about the blood supply under the skin being at the right depth and the tissue thickness. The closest I saw was on a man that was Guatemalan. Pink nipple, with a purplish blue areloa and a faint ring of greenish blue at the very outer edge.
Huh. Interesting. Thanks for the info :)
I used to know a girl whose nipples were pale to blueish because she was extremely light mildly anemic.
Yup, that'll do it too. It's temporary, as it'll change once the anemia is addressed.
Blocking for participating in this dumbass censorship.
ahahaha, I didn't censor it, I already got the image censored
EDIT: somebody removed the censorship, the nipple is now free