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[–] lordnikon 43 points 5 days ago (4 children)

Honestly not a bad deal. Remember if you need potassium kiwi fruit is also high in potassium. Also it's okay to eat it with the skin on great for fiber.

[–] Wizard_Pope 22 points 5 days ago (4 children)

Okay in the fact that it's safe but not morally okay. If I see you eating a kiwi with the skin on I am never talking to you again.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Nah, disagree. While the skin isn't exactly my favorite part, the amount of work it takes to peel a kiwi is not worth the minor inconvenience of just eating the skin. It's not particularly hard to skin a kiwi, either, but it's just not worth it when the skin is edible, good for you, and quite tasty. It's just the texture that sucks. It's like someone shaved their balls 8 days ago and you're getting teabagged.

[–] Wizard_Pope 14 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Okay but you just cut it in half and eat it with a spoon though. You don't need to peel it.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

You don’t even need to do that, bite it open like an orange (obviously not eating the skin, we’re civilized after all) and then just push it open, eat the insides like a goblin and throw the skin away.

Easy.

[–] Test_Tickles 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I... I don't think I'd be able to ever look someone in the eye again if I saw them eating any fruit like that.
And then I noticed your user name and realized that you are probably that bunny from Monty Python and the Holy Grail, so direct eye contact is probably not a good idea anyways...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

then I noticed your user name and realized that you are probably that bunny from Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Are you for real? I bet we all look the same to you. That was a rabbit.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Too much work. In fairness, I'm mostly driving if I'm eating something like a kiwi, so my perspective is a little different

[–] Wizard_Pope 3 points 5 days ago

Okay but then your hands get all sticky. Even worse of an argument

[–] Lost_My_Mind 5 points 5 days ago (1 children)

It’s like someone shaved their balls 8 days ago and you’re getting teabagged.

Opt out.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

I, too, prefer freshly shorn testicles if I'm gargling nards, but I'll take what I can get these days

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

Are you on the "eating the banana skin" team as well ?

[–] Wizard_Pope 1 points 5 days ago (1 children)

That is less bad than the fuzzy kiwi skin

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago

I imagine it's how a tarantula would feel in my mouth.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

But it is the only way to eat them!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago

This guy kiwis.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Do you also cough up hairballs like a cat when you eat unshaven kiwi?

[–] lordnikon 1 points 4 days ago

You chew it the spines are a mash with everything else feels the same after about 10 chews honestly

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

doesn't the skin prompt an allergic reaction? I've always found the skin to be "spicy"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Maybe in some people.

I always eat the skin

[–] JackFrostNCola 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Me too, just not the woody end bits.
I call those bits the furry buttholes but i suppose some plant scientist has a proper latin name for them, like kiwifructus-butthollus or something.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

Agreed. It is usually a hard spike, I don't like those bits.

[–] surewhynotlem 1 points 5 days ago

Potatoes too

[–] hamFoilHat 14 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I showed this to my wife, her response is that, "apes don't have tails, that's a monkey".

[–] General_Effort 2 points 4 days ago

I think it's an ape that's a furry. The guy below doesn't have a tail.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

Kind of weird cause the modern banana is a very human thing as they are all clones and not at all how they would look and taste if they were natural.

Kind of a dick move from the monkeys tbh.

[–] PieMePlenty 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Ive heard if monkeys ate bananas, their teeth would rot. Monkeys don't actually eat bananas in nature.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

TIL. Apparently they may eat certain wild varieties of bananas, but not the ones that we eat. I've been duped and smeckledorfed.

[–] thevoidzero 3 points 4 days ago

Looks like the same problem with bunny and carrots. Telebi lied to us again.

[–] Okokimup 3 points 4 days ago

Bananas will be extinct long before then.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago

Honestly, after all the apes had to do to fix the environment, I get it. They gave us foolish humans so much, they need something that's just theirs.

[–] edgemaster72 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Can we still use them for scale?

[–] xylogx 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Yes, but it would be escorted by a team of armed guards.

[–] edgemaster72 1 points 4 days ago

Banana guards?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago (1 children)

My baby boy without bananas, what would he live on? 😱

[–] ZoopZeZoop 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I bet they'd make an exception for children. The apes are pretty kind.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)

What if I were to tell you the bananas can be taken metaphorically?

[–] ZoopZeZoop 1 points 4 days ago

To determine the size of the metaphor?

[–] Test_Tickles 1 points 4 days ago

Bunnies are just young rabbits. Or were you thinking about hares? Hares and rabbits are different, but then you should know that... gasp unless you aren't really a bunny? I can't believe you would get on the internet and lie about something like that. Gasp Looking at your post history all I see are pictures of your pussy! That's not a bunny, that's not a bunny at all!

[–] Lost_My_Mind 2 points 5 days ago

I don't like bananas. I'm ok with this future.

[–] tamal3 1 points 5 days ago

Have you read "Children of Time"? In that book the spiders rule the future.

[–] PunnyName 1 points 5 days ago

Well now how I am I supposed to know my radiation threat level via food? Brazil nuts‽