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[–] [email protected] 85 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I was like "wow no incest shit!", but then I realized most of the southern states are blocked now.

[–] jve 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

It’s only because it’s the relative top searches.

The whole country is after their step sis.

Wonder how this map would look globally.

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[–] _lilith 15 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Jesus fucking christ Alaska, get your shit together

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)

They're getting it out, that's for sure

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

For shit sure, even.

[–] the_tab_key 4 points 3 days ago

That's just because of Jeff. He watches too much porn.

[–] [email protected] 133 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Whoa, it's wild seeing the map of "places that ban us"

[–] [email protected] 56 points 4 days ago (4 children)

Kind of. "Places that an adult in their own home has to register with the state to see porn, so pornhub disables the state"

They try to regulate porn by mandating a user show their id to the provider, and they totally won't abuse that list of users at all they pinky swear

[–] [email protected] 34 points 4 days ago

the worst thing about this is that the VPNs people use to get around it will mess up the data. we may never know which state really looked up flogging the most on valentine's day :(

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[–] Thcdenton 76 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Holy shit like half the country is missing. Fucking nanny state horseshit

[–] [email protected] 24 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I'm surprised Indiana is on there, unless people are submitting their IDs. I personally get my porn fix from a nice young man on an electric scooter every Thursday.

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[–] wowwoweowza 20 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] TempermentalAnomaly 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Add Minnesota, Wyoming, New York, and, what the heck, you get in there too Michigan ... You old gooner.

[–] Lennny 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Michigan gets cold, it's survival instincts kicking in.

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[–] [email protected] 58 points 4 days ago (5 children)

Not to kink-shame but, wtf Alaska?

[–] [email protected] 28 points 4 days ago

They're just a more prepared California.

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I just think that it's both sweet, and a little sad, that there are searches for "hugging", "intimate", and "cuddling".

Has someone checked in on Wyoming, North Dakota, and Ohio? They seem like they might be lonely.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)

It's probably no accident that those and the other two with "wedding" and "husband" are all northern states. It's still winter right now, which means that they're still getting really short days, which makes people feel sad.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

Alaska xD...

[–] [email protected] 20 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Man, the number of places pornhub has pulled out of (hehehe) is nuts. Georgia is the only surprise on here, since Louisiana has some government program there using to stay live.

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[–] inclementimmigrant 37 points 4 days ago (1 children)

All those blank states. VPN profits must be up.

[–] Podunk 25 points 4 days ago

Im in texas. I was getting the hub from colorado. Today Im more in a Wyoming sort of mood. Need to get the best results. Time to change servers.

[–] CuddlyCassowary 38 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Wyoming and Ohio need each other.

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Hawaii and Nevada should date ❤️

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 4 days ago (1 children)
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[–] Ziglin 23 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Seeing hugging and cuddling makes me curious. Are there videos of people just cuddling on those kinds of platforms? That seems really wholesome unless it's awkward naked cuddles.

It also surprises me that so many of the top searches include things I feel are labeled as kinks. Aren't they things that only small demographics enjoy, if so many people enjoy it is maybe wrong to perceive it that way?

[–] poplargrove 2 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

On your second paragraph, notice its "relative searches" which it then explains in the subheading. Not top searches.

If debauchery like "hand-holding" got 0.5% of searches in one state while in other states it got 0.1% of searches, and there wasnt as much a difference for other terms, thats the top relative search.

But it doesnt tell us anything about how many people actually searched for it.

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[–] captainlezbian 5 points 3 days ago

That all really tracks, especially Rhode Island

[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 days ago (4 children)

Wyoming really needs some emotional help

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[–] indepndnt 2 points 3 days ago

Is anyone else completely not surprised by DC's being "sub"?

[–] FlyingSquid 25 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Oh sure, now that I've left Indiana, suddenly being queer is a good thing...

[–] [email protected] 63 points 4 days ago (6 children)
[–] FlyingSquid 41 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Ah.

I may not be wearing my glasses and I may have had some wine.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 days ago

The contrast between Wyoming and Colorado made me burst out laughing:

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 days ago

I see gramps from Illinois is typing his questions into the wrong search bar again.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago (5 children)

Hell yeah I actually did fap to my states porn last night

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 days ago

Searching Wife on pornhub feels backwards

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