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Now I'm imagining a pig wearing programming socks.
Isn't there a very famous children's story about a pig that is more equal than the other pigs?
Four legs good
Two legs ~~bad~~ better
What about Police? :O
Awfull lot of pigs have jobs put there that i wouldnt consider needed
Ah, the pig is preparing soylent oligarch-green, a most sustainable job, I applaud you, pig.
Does a muppet count?
So a billionaire is a real job now? I don't even have to imagine a billionaire being a pig, they all already are!
But imagine them in a childrens book doing their job
That is the hard ppart
This is just a stock image but it's not hard to imagine it being in a children's story. Besides, Scrooge McDuck is an existing character in a children's story that is a billionaire as a duck.
But in this photo, they are throwing money, not doing their job
their "job" is literally none other than being rich
throwing money is part of that
the other part is swimming in a pool of money
Swimming in a pool of and throwing money arent jobs, they are hobbies
If they dont do anything other than that, they are jobless
A pig could sit in front of a computer in those books right? Right?!
I could totally imagine a clothed pig sitting in front of a computer
Literally me (to be fair I'm not always clothed).
A pig wearing a shirt and tie, but no pants.
Why is the pig a cannibal
It's human meat.
Understandable, have a great day.
🎶Big man, pig man.... haha how charade you are...🎶
Its just a long pig
Or is pork short human?
They roughly have the intelligence of a 3 year-old, so...
My God they could run for Congress
Pairs well with mountain oysters.
Capitalism makes cannibals of us all. 😔
Need entrepreneurial animal farm with a French guillotine twist
They’re eating human
I could see a dressed up og sitting in front of a computer. That's like the rest of the jobs
Dumb question: what is this illustration from? I recognize the art style, but can't place it.
The Busy World of Richard Scarry
Thanks!
looks like Richard Scarry
Pigs will eat anything.
Brendan Fraser Crane is an interesting handle
Every online career be like:
3rd candidate pun:
Oink-oborous
If I paid more attention in English class I could make this into an essay. Something about the "dog eat dog" nature of capitalism and the expectation that you will do it with rosy cheeks. The use of the butcher pig is an interesting take on the idiom as the harsh competition is often thought of as between faceless firms; rather than a blue collar worker. If I was a cultured pig I might have even watched the motion picture "Soylent Green" and weave it into the essay. Is the butcher aware of what goes into the grinder? Could it be that this pig is a revolutionary and is eating the rich pig?
The Hogner Party
The Hogentinian Soccer Team