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[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 day ago

She had 10 children, she knows her way around.

[–] [email protected] 61 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Why does everyone presuposes grandma was a prude woman? Who knows what she did when she was young.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I work with old people and can tell you it's not just when they're young.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago

I was trying to avoid that but thank you for volunteering it.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I was the lucky grandchild tasked with getting rid of my grandma's spicy book collection after she passed. There were so, so many of them.

If the covers are anything to go by, we have similar taste in men.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

saw a VHS titled "throat demon" in my grandmas closet

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

Your grandma had amazing taste (pun intended).

[–] Gonzako 2 points 1 day ago

Now I'm just curious.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 days ago (1 children)

My mom has six siblings. Grandma got it on

[–] garbagebagel 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Here's a fun fact I never needed to know: my grandmother had eight children in her life and never had a single orgasm.

You're welcome.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

First things first: garbage bagel

A bagel made with garbage? A bagel stuffed with garbage? A bagel found in the garbage? A bagel so bad it should be considered garbage?

I'll be thinking about this throughout my day. This is good entertainment value! Thank you.

Now, to the subject at hand.

That is horrible to know and a lot more common than we like to admit, even today, in our present time of sexual freedom and liberation. Yet we insist on creating this pure and perfect image for people the moment they become older and that is simply idiotic. Old people were young once.

[–] FlyingSquid 6 points 2 days ago

My grandparents slept in separate beds in the same bedroom their entire marriage. Like a 1950s sitcom.

That said, that grandmother never knitted anything as far as I know.

[–] CrowAirbrush 14 points 2 days ago

This is diabolical, i cried from laughing so hard

[–] [email protected] 71 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Spoiler: She squirted over it, too.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 days ago

Grandma surely got spit-roasted on that blanket, struggling to get that twisted little toe from outta the stitching.

[–] idunnololz 8 points 2 days ago

Yummy grammy juicies ☺️

[–] feedum_sneedson 13 points 2 days ago

It's pee, but I'm into that.

[–] niktemadur 24 points 2 days ago

"I remember back in the day when I squirted JUST LIKE THAT."

[–] ivanafterall 30 points 2 days ago

This is so presumptuous. I don't squirt, I gush.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 2 days ago

"This one's for you, Nana"

[–] TheSealStartedIt 38 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Heaven has OnlyFans-Access?

[–] rockSlayer 27 points 2 days ago (1 children)

God set up a shared account

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I mean, God would wouldn't be?

[–] rockSlayer 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

absolutely. Imagine the kinky shit he subscribes to on the region locked OnlySaints

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

So many nuns!

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 days ago
[–] Clinicallydepressedpoochie 19 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I miss you so much gramdma

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago

"We still talk about you."

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

She should be proud of me! Love you Granny and Nanny! RIP 💜

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago

The blanket was a gift, Todd, I'm keeping it.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Say hi to your great-grandkids

[–] Mickey7 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

excellent shit post. Still laughing

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

*squirt post