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[–] [email protected] 61 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Why does everyone presuposes grandma was a prude woman? Who knows what she did when she was young.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I work with old people and can tell you it's not just when they're young.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago

I was trying to avoid that but thank you for volunteering it.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I was the lucky grandchild tasked with getting rid of my grandma's spicy book collection after she passed. There were so, so many of them.

If the covers are anything to go by, we have similar taste in men.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

saw a VHS titled "throat demon" in my grandmas closet

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

Your grandma had amazing taste (pun intended).

[–] Gonzako 2 points 1 day ago

Now I'm just curious.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 days ago (1 children)

My mom has six siblings. Grandma got it on

[–] garbagebagel 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Here's a fun fact I never needed to know: my grandmother had eight children in her life and never had a single orgasm.

You're welcome.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

First things first: garbage bagel

A bagel made with garbage? A bagel stuffed with garbage? A bagel found in the garbage? A bagel so bad it should be considered garbage?

I'll be thinking about this throughout my day. This is good entertainment value! Thank you.

Now, to the subject at hand.

That is horrible to know and a lot more common than we like to admit, even today, in our present time of sexual freedom and liberation. Yet we insist on creating this pure and perfect image for people the moment they become older and that is simply idiotic. Old people were young once.

[–] FlyingSquid 6 points 2 days ago

My grandparents slept in separate beds in the same bedroom their entire marriage. Like a 1950s sitcom.

That said, that grandmother never knitted anything as far as I know.