this post was submitted on 08 Feb 2025
686 points (98.6% liked)

Greentext

5202 readers
1531 users here now

This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

founded 1 year ago
MODERATORS
 
top 50 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] [email protected] 88 points 1 week ago (2 children)

https://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/does-nicotine-affect-muscle-growth

There is data to show nicotine might have a performance increasing effects on people. However, the idea is more that you ingest a safe amount via methods that are not smoking/chewing.

[–] makeshiftreaper 78 points 1 week ago (1 children)

THAT'S WHY I DRINK A SUGAR-FREE REDBULL WITH EXTRA CREATINE, PROTEIN POWDER, AND PROBIOTICS MIXED IN WHILE CHEWING SEVEN ZYNS BEFORE EVERY 15 MINUTE SET. I NO LONGER SLEEP AND MY HEARTBEATS CANNOT BE DISTINGUISHED. MY LUNGS ARE PERFECT AND MY BODY IS PRISTINE!

[–] [email protected] 85 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Your heartbeat is measured in Hz

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Come to think of it, a normal heart rate would be like 1-3hz depending on activity

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Clanket 6 points 1 week ago

Thanks for clarifying that

[–] IzzyJ 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Im stealing this for if my brother complains about his heartbeat after staying up for like 18 hours on six cans of red bull again

[–] 474D 12 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (19 children)

Nicotine itself is hardly worse than say caffeine. But obviously the negative effects of burning and inhaling a cigarette (with all that it contains), especially the carcinogenic agents, is absolutely stupid to think it's an even trade to pump your workout

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

Oh, nicotine is way worse. It may not harm your health directly, but addictiveness is exponentially worse.

Wikipedia: Caffeine - Dependence and Withdrawal: Moderately physical dependence and withdrawal symptoms may occur upon abstinence, with greater than 100 mg caffeine per day, although these symptoms last no longer than a day

Wikipedia: Nicotine withdrawal: Symptoms are usually strongest for the first few days and then dissipate over 2–4 weeks (...) In a minority of smokers, cravings may persist for years.

Edit: Left out the "Caffeine" in "Caffeine - Dependance and Withdrawal"

Edit to add: Caffeine withdrawal causes you to be annoyed for a day. Nicotine causes real, actual cravings (you know you need nicotine, whereas for caffeine you're just generally "moody" - most people don't feel "i need caffeine, now", and even if you do, chances are, if you run out of coffee and can't get it within less than a day, the "craving" just stops).

For some, many of whom I know, quitting nicotine is downright impossible due to the cravings. For quitting, toning down is key. Those that quit either relapse momentarily in times of stress (usually for about a week or so), or complain of very strong cravings every few weeks/months.

Additionally, nicotine isn't the only addictive compound in cigarettes, and from what I've heard, vaping, gum, etc. just isn't it for some - people also get addicted to cigatettes themselves.

Not to mention, vaping causes pneumothorax and all the other alternatives cause some harm as well, although much less than cigarettes proper.

[–] idiomaddict 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I smoked cigarettes for four years, then quit for a decade. I was incredibly stressed out and had 2-3 cigarettes for a couple days in a row and now I’m addicted again. I hope I will be able to quit soon, I just have to stop working where I am first, because I need the five minute breaks and don’t get them otherwise.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Is switching to vaping an option? You'd still be getting the nicotine, but not the smoke/tar

load more comments (1 replies)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

As a long time daily coffee drinker, that is definitely not accurate about caffeine withdrawal. Every time I try to quit caffeine I go through multiple weeks of depression and physical weakness symptoms.

And as a former smoker, nicotine is still significantly worse. Never touch the stuff, not even once. For a lot of people, there just is no going back from it. It claims you.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I've smoked cigars occasionally, maybe as many as 2-3 per week for 2 weeks in a row and then just stopped with no signs of addiction. Nicotine is often described as one of the most addictive drugs and I sometimes wonder if I just never took enough to get addicted in the first place or my experience is a result of lower than average susceptibility to nicotine addiction.

load more comments (1 replies)
load more comments (18 replies)
[–] [email protected] 69 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If you just smoke two (for the health benefits) you don't even need to work out.

[–] Jerkface 28 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Well if I smoke four (for the health benefits), then it's like I worked out twice!

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Unfortunately they don't allow it at the casino so I can't smoke while I gamble (for the health benefits)

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

Army commander says "smoke 'em if you got 'em" right before we enter battle, but I already have (for health benefits).

[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Smoking doesn't increase testosterone ... it makes your voice sound like you have more testosterone

[–] Aganim 2 points 4 days ago

I once called a friend at home, back before mobile phones were common, only to have some older man answer. Shit, did I call the wrong number? My mind started racing: his mom is divorced and doesn't have a boyfriend from what my friend told. It's unlikely my friend's voice dropped 3 octaves overnight.. Fuck, did somebody murder them and picked up the phone? Am I ne... Oh wait, his mom is a living chimney, ah.. 'Hi *friend's mom*'.

[–] ZILtoid1991 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

So if I have more testosterone, at one point I'll be coughing?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Are you John Wayne?

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 week ago

Gotta confuse the lungs babe

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I've seen this once before. Addicted and hindered but can't accept it. So they convinced themselves that what they were doing was right

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I mean, this is clearly a bit, but I don't think addicts smoke exactly one cigarette a day. Some people who smoke small amounts never become addicted. I used to smoke, like, half a pack over a few weeks, forget where I left it, and then go months without smoking. Haven't smoked at all in probably eight years now, not because I intentionally quit but just because I couldn't be assed to carry them around any more. (I really only started buying cigs so that I could stop telling people I didn't smoke when they asked to bum one.)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

So you were basically enabling people's addiction?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago

What can I say, I aim to please!

[–] Sam_Bass 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Either that, or retarded is fucking him

[–] Syltti 7 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Retarded do be fucking a lot of us... Without consent, I might add.

[–] Sam_Bass 3 points 1 week ago

And no lube either

load more comments (2 replies)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Smoking cigarettes for health benefits is like messing with an angry bear, so that you can have a jog.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

There is like that one illness where smoking actually helps. I totally forget what it's called though.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

What listening to Andy Taytay does to you.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

Well, no, but actually yes

[–] ladicius 7 points 1 week ago

Yep. Completely retarded.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

The purpose of working out is to look cool......... Now that I've discovered cigarettes that's mission accomplished.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Ive seen people talk about how to increase their testosterone level(or avoid decreasing it), but arent there pills with the purpose of increasing it?

load more comments (1 replies)
[–] kameecoding 4 points 1 week ago

Dr Gundy follower in the wild.

load more comments
view more: next ›