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Anon achieves optimal testosterone (sh.itjust.works)

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[–] [email protected] 85 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Your heartbeat is measured in Hz

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Come to think of it, a normal heart rate would be like 1-3hz depending on activity

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That's 1000 to 3000 mHz!

[–] Clanket 6 points 1 week ago

Thanks for clarifying that

[–] IzzyJ 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Im stealing this for if my brother complains about his heartbeat after staying up for like 18 hours on six cans of red bull again