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[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Smoking cigarettes for health benefits is like messing with an angry bear, so that you can have a jog.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

There is like that one illness where smoking actually helps. I totally forget what it's called though.