this post was submitted on 07 Feb 2025
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Lemmy Shitpost

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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 hours ago

Can I offer you advice?

Use Hot/All sorting

Check "Top-Day/All once a day"

If you use often throughout the day, check Top-6-Hours at least once every few hours

If you don't like to see random things, subscribe to stuff, and select subscribed in the sorting, and if your subscribed list is small enough, just sort by new and read everything.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 hours ago

I'll take coffee beans please

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 hours ago

Beans this, beans that, when are we going to bring back not pooping for 3 days?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 hours ago

Technically I am a reddifurgee. Can I have the bean? Pretty please :)

[–] expatriado 13 points 14 hours ago

bean there, done that

[–] [email protected] 20 points 16 hours ago

Oh shit we making beans again?

🫘

[–] [email protected] 36 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago) (3 children)

Tf happened at Reddit now?

EDIT: LOL What a shitshow! Thanks for the responses. So glad I stopped using it after the great migration to Lemmy last year.

[–] rtxn 53 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago) (2 children)

Spez.

He's spreading cheeks to the muskrat with both hands, and in the process, "accidentally" banned a ton of NSFW subs. This made at least some people realize that their future is not guaranteed on reddit, that an off-service backup is needed; then a r/piracy post mentioning Lemmy reached the front page.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 17 hours ago (4 children)

banned a ton of NSFW subs

That's a great way to make Reddittors furious.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

They’ve said it was a “bug”.

However I can’t help but feel that it was an accidental “test” of a way to mass ban NSFW subs to be more advertiser and investor friendly.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 hours ago

The button they built got pushed before it was supposed to and everyone's like "Why'd you build the button?"

[–] wjrii 13 points 16 hours ago

Yup, and even if they never use it, now their investors and advertisers know they could do it as soon as it's commercially preferable.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 17 hours ago

Enshitification proceeds apace. Welcome to the Lemmiverse!!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 16 hours ago

This is a goon safe space.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 17 hours ago

Like Tumblr before them

[–] [email protected] 4 points 16 hours ago

They also banned some subs that were critical of Elon.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 14 hours ago

I got perma banned for “doxxing” the techs that work for Elon. Even though all I did was post a picture with their names that was included with a daily mail article.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 17 hours ago

Censorship.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 10 points 14 hours ago (2 children)
[–] beansbeansbeans 3 points 2 hours ago

I never left

[–] [email protected] 3 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

no, beef stroganoff.

[–] DragonsInARoom 20 points 17 hours ago (1 children)
[–] A_Union_of_Kobolds 6 points 16 hours ago
[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart 5 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

What about the Linux and furry porn?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 hours ago

That comes in the complimentary Lemmy gift basket.

[–] 1337 24 points 18 hours ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 40 points 17 hours ago (2 children)
[–] slaacaa 6 points 11 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 14 hours ago

Now that you mention it, offering someone an egg went from "wtf?" to "hell yeah, free egg!" real quick.

[–] Carvex 6 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Faberge or local cage free?

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

A bean and a void to enjoy in Saddam's spider hole while not pooping for 3 days.

Tis a silly place

[–] Exusia 4 points 14 hours ago

I loved that the first mass meme of the rexodus was "how to not shit for 3 days"

[–] [email protected] 6 points 16 hours ago

It's that spider wearing jeans by chance also?

[–] TommySoda 11 points 16 hours ago

Don't forget the potash.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Welcome Reddifugees!! Don't mind the dust, we're building a whole new Fediverse. If you see it in progress, add in. If you see it hasn't been started, get to work. This thing is OURS!

[–] Exusia 5 points 14 hours ago

Whoa whoa let's not throw around the OURS's like this is .ml too hastily, let them get acclimated first.

/j

[–] No_Ones_Slick_Like_Gaston 9 points 17 hours ago

Yooo, this ni🅱️🅱️a eating beans!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

you know what goes good with beans? hot dogs .

[–] [email protected] 3 points 17 hours ago

Jian Yaaaaaaaang!

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

The bean era has long passed

NOW IS THE TIME OF PEPPERONI

[–] [email protected] 13 points 17 hours ago

The Bean shall never pass! Only it's gas!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 17 hours ago (1 children)
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