Can we give all the states and Alberta to Mexico?
this post was submitted on 06 Feb 2025
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I speak passable Spanish, and Mexican food is awesome. ¡Con mucho gusto!
Oh wait, I live in Seattle. Sounds good, eh?
Never forget, there's some good fishin' in Quebec.
I'll see you around bud. I'm going for a rip.
I don't speak French tho. But I have good friends up in BC who have already offered asylum if needed.
The Good Ending.
Damnit, now I live in Canada and work in Mexico.
Same. But at least we’re close to the border.
Wet dream of the cartels, specially Tijuana and Sinaloa.
Maryland is left out. I was going to ask if they're going to be the United States. But that's one state... The One State of America.
The United State
estado unido
Vertical Split is what is needed.
Eastern United North American States ( EUNAS )
Midwestern United North American States ( MWUNAS )
---- Central United North American States ( CUNAS ) ----
MidEastern United North American States ( MEUNAS )
Western United North American States ( WUNAS )
CUMMASS
How about more of a balkanized region of red and blue states, interspersed as decided by resident vote?
Red states can have all the racism, guns and freedum they want, and blue states get an English-speaking labor force with no healthcare and no minimum wage, right at their doorsteps. Win-win!
There ought to be a UN controlled buffer zone, to avoid the creation of monstrosity like Poutine tacos.
brb making birria poutine
Aren't carne asada fries just mexican poutine anyhow?
You start adding/subtracting ingredients to the fries the further north/south you go until you get poutine or carne asada fries.
Well now that you've said it, we can't just go and put that genie back in the bottle!
What's your problem with poutine tacos? That sounds delicious.
This would have made the old NAFTA logo look a lot better...
Can we split California? Northern Cal just seems like it should be Canadian honestly.
Somehow the Carolinas get a pass. Why not CA?
No way man. We need all of California (where food grows anyway)! Mexico has tons of warm climate agricultural land. Canada has none!
Tons of agriculture in the northern half of California. I live in Sacramento, it's like 95% people growing food. Hell, it's even called the farm to fork capital. We're a perfect fit for Canada! They can have the south.
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Can Colorado belong to both? We play hockey, eat poutine, and make tacos, and speak Spanish.
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Please make Colorado a unified zone. I need maple syrup and tacos
Authentic MexiCan™️ cousine.
Canadian bacon ranchero breakfast burrito.
Poutine nachos.
Fuck man. I'm down.
What else does Canada have? I'm already sold on the whole idea.
I just Googled what Canadian bacon is because I had never heard that term before and...isn't that just ham? Why...why are you guys calling it Canadian bacon?? We eat regular bacon up here!
We eat regular bacon too, but Canadian bacon is back bacon or some shit. Look, it's fucking witchcraft, OK? But it's also delicious, so just hush up and sit down. Can I pour you some coffee?
But it's also delicious, so just hush up and sit down. Can I pour you some coffee?
...only if the coffee's free trade and from a Canadian company.
Let's talk
Passports exist
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Yo, real talk,
Don't take Missouri. Trust me on that one.
If you split it in half, you'd probably be fine. But yeah...
Can we tilt it a bit, maybe let Mexico have Oregon and Idaho and let Canada have Georgia and Florida? Canadians need a place to hit the beach in the winter without needing a passport, and some Mexicans would love to move somewhere where it never got hot. Plenty of Canadian retirees already live in Florida part time.
You can't take the Florida out of Florida man.
We don't want Florida.
Could we maybe somehow still have Orlando and Daytona Beach? Like just that one part, where all the fun is? Maybe it's an EEC free zone or something. We'll give it to Greenland and Denmark as tribute, they are a bunch of bros those guys and gals.
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SC would go Mexican before we went Canadian, change my mind
As long as they aren't in the same country as NC.
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