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[–] Cypher 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Persistence hunting is overblown, humans didn’t evolve the best brains to mindlessly jog after prey.

Work smarter, apply pattern recognition and build traps for your prey.

[–] rustyfish 20 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Which is also awesome dating advice.

Tap for spoilerPlease do not hunt your crush down like you would hunt a prehistoric deer.

[–] fnrir 3 points 1 day ago

Unless they're into that. Remember to ASK BEFORE you do this.
(expect a fat "no")

[–] FelixCress 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

So, more like elephants or other big game? Herd them to the cliff?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Sir, did you just call my wife fat?

[–] Agent641 2 points 1 day ago

She got tired and laid down after eight minutes

[–] stupidcasey 51 points 2 days ago (1 children)

That's what I did, I spent my entire life slowing moving forwards every day making a little progress no matter the amount and now that I'm 32 I have finally got a drawing my mother would put on the fridge.

[–] surewhynotlem 26 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

I'd put even your bad art on the fridge. What matters is that YOU made it.

[–] crank0271 27 points 2 days ago
[–] gibmiser 62 points 2 days ago

Fucking lol unironically this is amazing advice. Be strategic and deliberate, pace yourself, go get it.

[–] someguy3 23 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Also, it's easier to maintain a steady jog pace rather than running all over the place like in soccer.

(They studied soccer players and found they don't actually cover much distance. But it's exhausting.)

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

11km in 90 minutes, if anyone's interested. I wouldn't call that "not much distance"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

A lot of sprinting in those 7 miles too. Aint that many "long distance sprinters" for a reason.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

I'm a long distance sprinter.

I wouldn't recommend it for everyone, I'm a glutton for punishment.

Also: I get lapped by people who keep a consistent pace because while I've got explosive power, it also involves recovery from the anaerobic sprint. My legs are tree trunks also, another downside.

So overall, as evolution proves, steady wins the race.

[–] the_dopamine_fiend 13 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

“I’m tired of chasing my dreams. I’m just gonna find out where they’re going and hook up with them later.” - Mitch Hedberg

[–] LovableSidekick 7 points 2 days ago

And then lose interest because of some random distraction until they get up and start running again.

[–] winkly 5 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Don’t let your dreams be dreams

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

Don't let your reality be reality

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

a wise man once spoken