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[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] teft 97 points 1 week ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 77 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (5 children)

Anyway, I don't wanna sound like a dick or nothing, but I looked at your charts and it seems like you're fucked up, you talk like a fag, and your shit may be retarded.

EDIT: Due to the number of reports this has gotten I have been advised by the mods to note that this is a direct quote from the scene above.

I have been banned from blahaj.zone for quoting a movie in a different instance

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago

The first doctor that calls me "scrote" gets punched in the face.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Haha. Well done. At the time that this movie came out, this dialogue wasn't even considered that offensive.

It was kind of like an Australian calling someone a cunt.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago (2 children)

No, it was a satire movie.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

Frame it however you want but this was how 12-20 year old American males spoke to each other in the 90s and early 2000s.

It's only satire here because their doctors are talking like that.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago

They also didn't in movies, so they put it there as a social commentary. But I get your jist, they did talk like that

[–] TropicalDingdong 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Wouldn't one expect a world full of idiots to be homophobic?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

You should put Attribution under your quotes. The parent is the only thing you can quote without.

When you just see this I expect them to have edited their post. If there was an easy way to see prior versions of a comment that would be fine.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Samesame, I quoted Austin Powers

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Yeah baby yeah.

[–] x00z 1 points 1 week ago

I'm calling the booboo police for the feelings you hurt!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

macOS Lexus 🔜

[–] [email protected] 87 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Lol yeah just like how millennial doctors say "epic fail" and hold up a spork.

[–] rockSlayer 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)

How dare you forget that the spork is mustachioed

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

And bacon flavoured

[–] Darkard 51 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

"My guy, you got that Ligma for real"

"Excuse me?"

"Ligma balls lmao goteem, but real talk man it's like, super aids or something, devvo'ed"

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] TropicalDingdong 1 points 1 week ago

Skibbity rizz. In other words, terminal.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 week ago (3 children)
[–] BlindFrog 7 points 1 week ago

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=gng

Look like consensus's changed over the years. I still dunno what's gng

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Good night gamers?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

I assumed it was meant to be gang, but the "a" would've been censored anyway so it was just excluded.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

My doctor diagnosed me with "no rizz". The fuck?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

Doc, why you 360 nocap me like that?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

For the Americans, they also hand you a billion dollar bill and gesture at their fish tank-sized tip jar.

[–] devfuuu 9 points 1 week ago

would you like some skibidy yeet with that sir?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Forgot the ridiculous broccoli perm too

[–] bruhduh 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

He likes large butts, and he does not fib.

[–] ClarkInPark 8 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I see you guys never visited a GP in the Netherlands

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Yeah because they're never available!

[–] TwanHE 1 points 1 week ago

Idk my sample size of 2 might be small but both are actually quite decent.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

Well, at least he cares more than current doctors.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

That will be two million dollars (inflation).

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

more like in 2026

[–] Shardikprime 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Apparently I've got diabaddies

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Ship ship ship! Ship ship, ship ship ship. Ship.