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Billionaire Anti-Aging Zealot Shares Data on Son’s Erections (www.thedailybeast.com)

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[–] AshMan85 1 points 5 hours ago

Fucking weirdos

[–] ThisIsMyLemmyLogin 13 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

What a fucking weirdo.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 hours ago

Apparently he is a narcissist

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 hours ago

Yeah, that's a perfectly normal thing to do.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

He looks healthy enough to be a real snack for whoever gets to eat the rich

[–] Ceedoestrees 3 points 9 hours ago

Just not the dick. According to this article he gets weekly penis injections, but it doesn't say of what.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 12 hours ago

Screw that health food shit, I want fucking bar food.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 day ago

It's completely normal father-son bonding. Find a different slant.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 day ago (3 children)

On a related note, I was just searching fdroid for a signal app. I didn't find one, but I did find an app that tracks your Morning Wood

[–] postmateDumbass 2 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Does it require a sensor? Do they wear a fleshlight to bed? Is it camera based?

So many questions.

Also, theDailyBeast reporting on morning wood is quality humor from the matrix.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 hours ago

I'm sure it works like period trackers. You input the data manually

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Didn't think you were serious.

[–] MadBigote 4 points 9 hours ago

Lol and you're downloading it!

[–] CrowAirbrush 4 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Dafuq kind of insight do i gain from it...

[–] [email protected] 5 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

I guess it might help if you're concerned about ED, since experiencing less (or no) morning woods can be a sign of physical ED.

[–] CrowAirbrush 3 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

Huh, ED caused by depression...never knew those were linked.

Interesting info, thank you.

[–] MutilationWave 1 points 1 hour ago

And ED can be exacerbated by certain depression meds. There's nothing wrong with my dick. If my wife were to grab it, it would work just fine I just don't even think about sex every day and very rarely masturbate.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

I'd be shocked if they weren't linked.

[–] CrowAirbrush 2 points 10 hours ago

I never really read up on it, even though i should.

The wife's chronically depressed and i'm not doing much better either.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 13 hours ago

Really ? I don't think I ever experienced this regularly ever. I have otherwise no issues getting it up

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

encouraging collaboration and innovation

Yes, let's "collaborate" in regard to our morning wood.

"Hay bro, would you mind 'innovating' with my erection this morning? No homo"

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (4 children)