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Billionaire Anti-Aging Zealot Shares Data on Son’s Erections (www.thedailybeast.com)

submitted 1 month ago by MolecularCactus1324 to c/nottheonion

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Didn't think you were serious.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Yep, thats the one

Edit: lol you're downloading it?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

lol you're downloading it

As they should

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Why? Its just going to show that I wake up with an erection 100% of the time. What's there to chart?

[–] MutilationWave 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Eventually that may change. Perhaps you start a new medication that changes your body or hormones. You could use this app to give accurate info to your doctor.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

That's valid, thanks

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

encouraging collaboration and innovation

Yes, let's "collaborate" in regard to our morning wood.

"Hay bro, would you mind 'innovating' with my erection this morning? No homo"

[–] MadBigote 4 points 1 month ago

Lol and you're downloading it!

[–] CrowAirbrush 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Dafuq kind of insight do i gain from it...

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I guess it might help if you're concerned about ED, since experiencing less (or no) morning woods can be a sign of physical ED.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Really ? I don't think I ever experienced this regularly ever. I have otherwise no issues getting it up

[–] CrowAirbrush 3 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Huh, ED caused by depression...never knew those were linked.

Interesting info, thank you.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'd be shocked if they weren't linked.

[–] CrowAirbrush 2 points 1 month ago

I never really read up on it, even though i should.

The wife's chronically depressed and i'm not doing much better either.

[–] MutilationWave 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

And ED can be exacerbated by certain depression meds. There's nothing wrong with my dick. If my wife were to grab it, it would work just fine I just don't even think about sex every day and very rarely masturbate.

[–] CrowAirbrush 2 points 1 month ago

I knew about meds messing with your sex drive, been through that myself.