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[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 day ago (3 children)

On a related note, I was just searching fdroid for a signal app. I didn't find one, but I did find an app that tracks your Morning Wood

[–] postmateDumbass 2 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Does it require a sensor? Do they wear a fleshlight to bed? Is it camera based?

So many questions.

Also, theDailyBeast reporting on morning wood is quality humor from the matrix.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 hours ago

I'm sure it works like period trackers. You input the data manually

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Didn't think you were serious.

[–] MadBigote 4 points 9 hours ago

Lol and you're downloading it!

[–] CrowAirbrush 4 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Dafuq kind of insight do i gain from it...

[–] [email protected] 5 points 16 hours ago (2 children)
[–] CrowAirbrush 3 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

Huh, ED caused by depression...never knew those were linked.

Interesting info, thank you.

[–] MutilationWave 1 points 1 hour ago

And ED can be exacerbated by certain depression meds. There's nothing wrong with my dick. If my wife were to grab it, it would work just fine I just don't even think about sex every day and very rarely masturbate.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

I'd be shocked if they weren't linked.

[–] CrowAirbrush 2 points 10 hours ago

I never really read up on it, even though i should.

The wife's chronically depressed and i'm not doing much better either.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 13 hours ago

Really ? I don't think I ever experienced this regularly ever. I have otherwise no issues getting it up

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

encouraging collaboration and innovation

Yes, let's "collaborate" in regard to our morning wood.

"Hay bro, would you mind 'innovating' with my erection this morning? No homo"

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Yep, thats the one

Edit: lol you're downloading it?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

lol you're downloading it

As they should

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Why? Its just going to show that I wake up with an erection 100% of the time. What's there to chart?

[–] MutilationWave 2 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Eventually that may change. Perhaps you start a new medication that changes your body or hormones. You could use this app to give accurate info to your doctor.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 48 minutes ago

That's valid, thanks

[–] Tangent5280 2 points 1 day ago