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[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's normal, we have tech support aura. A shame it only works in physical proximity tho

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yeah computer mana is a thing. If the machine doesn't respect you, you'll always have lots of weird issues.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

We're literally one step away from 40k as a society, aren't we?

Only our God Emperor will be an orange shit stain instead of an immortal wizard that actually understands some science.

[–] partial_accumen 29 points 1 week ago (2 children)

For users that experience this, don't be embarrassed. Your goal and IT's goal is that the computer does want you need it to do. If its working now and there's no problem, everyone's happy.

[–] HeyJoe 18 points 1 week ago

Absolutely, when I was working tech support, I would be thrilled that I didn't actually have to do anything and get credit for closing out extra tickets and with faster turnaround time because we all know management doesn't actually check the tickets just the metrics.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Yea, it's great when someone calls me about a problem and suddenly it's gone when I arrive. Love it. Just don't be a dick and demand that I investigate it anyway (unless it's something that keeps re-occuring).

[–] Siegfried 20 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

It was pretty common in my workplace to find some piece of equipment that just randomly stopped working. A few times, the thing would start working normally again as soon as the chief came to see what the problem was. We started joking that the chief has some AoE buff

[–] RegalPotoo 16 points 1 week ago

It's the tech aura. The machines know not to misbehave in his presence because they know what happens to machines that misbehave. It's especially effective on printers, because (as everyone knows) printers are sentient machines imbued with the spirit of a lesser demon, and therefore do experience proper fear.

[–] passiveaggressivesonar 4 points 1 week ago

That's a good one, aoe buff haha

[–] JackLSauce 12 points 1 week ago

This also happens within IT

[–] DontRedditMyLemmy 10 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I call it the "IT guy effect" but would appreciate a better name

[–] Passerby6497 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Technician Proximity Syndrome

I've seen that happen to techs from tons of different industries, and always giggle when they tell me that they now know how their customers feel because it wasn't working until you showed up

[–] HeyJoe 2 points 1 week ago

So that's what the TPS reports are?

[–] TheRealKuni 2 points 1 week ago

I always called it “tech aura.”

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Magic fingers?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] toynbee 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

In case the question is serious, the screenshot is from the movie Avengers: Infinity War.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Hey, not everyone likes superhero action movies.

[–] toynbee 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

That's why I answered ... Your question could have been sarcastic (as are many regarding superhero movies (especially Marvel ones)) or sincere.

If you were being sarcastic, no harm done as far as I could tell. If you were sincere, hopefully my answer helped. I genuinely hope that I gave you an answer were seeking.

I'm not judging you for not knowing. I'm pre-defending my comment. It probably says more about me than it does about you.

edit: Grammar.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Well, thanks! Non-sarcastic.

[–] toynbee 2 points 1 week ago

My pleasure!