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[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 hours ago

The original nepo baby. Check your privilege Jesus.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

That's the point though. To let him have the same experience as the rest of us.

[–] zeet 25 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

He didn't have the same experience. He was born with +20 charisma and wisdom, and intrinsic spellcasting. It's no more a real experience than Elon playing Diablo.

[–] random_character_a 10 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

... and had an unlimited supply of wine for him and his buddies

[–] ivanafterall 2 points 2 hours ago

Nobody ever talks about the downside of being unable to just have a normal glass of water. It always turns into fucking wine.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

I think the Romans would have been insulted by the implication that they weren't very good at torturing (a particularly unwise way to insult them) but the point still stands because the Romans tortured a lot of other people too, including the two men being crucified next to Jesus.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

To be fair Jesus got a pretty good deal all things considered.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Fared better than Brian, for sure.

[–] random_character_a 1 points 8 hours ago

Yeah. They just tied him with a rope with platform to stand on. He must have eventually died of dehydration in the open sun.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 13 hours ago

especially considering it's most likely a myth.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 12 hours ago

Jesus is a pederast. A registered sex offender.