overview for zeet

May the torque be with you in c/lemmyshitpost

[–] zeet 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Obligatory 'yo momma'.

GB News invite Trump to 'invade Britain' in c/[email protected]

[–] zeet 13 points 1 month ago

1984: Freedom is the freedom to say 2 + 2 = 4.

2024: Freedom is the freedom to say, "Notice me senpai!" to an orange haemorrhoid.

'UK first' battery powered train slashes fuel costs by up to 50 per cent in c/[email protected]

[–] zeet 3 points 1 month ago (2 children)

"By using this cutting edge technology, we anticipate to achieve significant efficiency gains from the process whereby we extract waste cash from our customers' wallets and convert it into useful revenue such as dividends and CEO bonuses."

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Derping mid-lick (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 month ago by zeet to c/cat

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Shepards on stilts to help traverse marshy ground, Gascony, France, ~1895 in c/historyporn

[–] zeet 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

French Tripods? Ulla-la.

Starfish memory in c/lemmyshitpost

[–] zeet 20 points 2 months ago

Kids that age ain’t stupid though just confused spirits

That's why parents should exorcise their children for at least 60 minutes per day.

Spelling in c/lemmyshitpost

[–] zeet 8 points 3 months ago (2 children)

There's a bug in the rule.

Do you think Trump and Vance wake up in the morning and say damn I am a really messed up human being? Or are they saying I can't believe people are buying the shit we peddle? in c/[email protected]

[–] zeet 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Former President Donald J Trump has more important things on his mind when he wakes up. Like saving the economy, securing the borders, and hoping his bladder holds out while playing his daily game of hunt the mushroom.

Suicide rates in England and Wales reach highest level since 1999 in c/[email protected]

[–] zeet 18 points 4 months ago

Whilst that's a possible explanation, correlation does not imply causation. There are many other potential contributing factors (increased loneliness, economic hardship, acceptability of suicide, changes to how deaths by misadventure vs suicide are recorded, etc) and more research will be needed to identify which, if any, played a role in the observed change.

US Pentagon Planning an Extended Drone Lightshow Festival To Entertain Taiwanese Populace in c/[email protected]

[–] zeet 27 points 4 months ago

Begun the Drone War has.

RPN Calculator (Reverse Polish Notation) for Android. in c/[email protected]

[–] zeet 1 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Realcalc has an excellent RPN mode (enabled through Calculator Type in Settings). I've used it for the last six years or so (technically, in the premium version of the app).