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Shitty Movie Details

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Vader didn’t blow up an entire planet of people; he made an awkward gesture.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 16 hours ago

That was Tarkin. Vader did nothing wrong! He even took down some high ranking imperial officers.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

Wasn't even in the script, Harrison just started blasting

[–] Agent641 2 points 17 hours ago

He brought his own gun to set.

[–] Squorlple 1 points 18 hours ago

He did the same thing to the swordsman in Raiders of the Lost Ark

[–] [email protected] 5 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Alderaan was reaching for something, potentially a weapon, and the Death Star felt threatened and was forced to open fire.

[–] Agent641 1 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

The death star feared for it's life

[–] [email protected] 1 points 16 hours ago

And rightfully so. Those pesky rebels were out to blow it up after all.

[–] fox2263 7 points 1 day ago

I’ve always wondered why the table was set, and he’s just sat there chillin. Like how long was he there?

[–] MyDogLovesMe 56 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] gofsckyourself 26 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I never liked the saying "Han shot first" because it implies that Greedo attempted to shoot Han at all instead of dying like a little bitch for literally telling him he planned on killing him.

[–] MyDogLovesMe 8 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I saw it in the theatre in ‘77 - twice the first time cause back then you could wait for the next run and the hype hadn’t created the line ups yet. Han shot first in that cut, no question.

[–] FooBarrington 2 points 1 day ago

Georgie only changed it in later cuts because he forgot which way it was supposed to be.

[–] gofsckyourself -1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

So, you're saying you magically saw some version where Greedo shot at Han?

[–] MyDogLovesMe 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] gofsckyourself 2 points 1 day ago

I think you misunderstood my first comment, then. I'm not sure why else you would make that comment.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Greedo was pointing a blaster at him. He was clearly going to shoot, but Han shot first.

[–] StaticFalconar 2 points 19 hours ago

Nah, Greedo got greedy and thought he could capture Han alive for more money.

[–] gofsckyourself 1 points 1 day ago

Of course when you include that specific context it makes sense. However, the actual context is that there are different versions, like one where they shoot at the same time and he dodges it.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=3g6pDeGG8oc

So, saying "Han shot first" without adding in extra context like "before Greedo shot" then you're implying something entirely different.

[–] Duamerthrax 6 points 1 day ago

There is a sizable portion of the Star Wars fandom that makes me uncomfortable. UC Gundam too.

[–] Skyrmir 32 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] MissJinx 12 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Can Vade eat? I don't think he has a gastrointestinal tract anymore

[–] FilthyShrooms 12 points 1 day ago (2 children)

His suit has a built in blender/food tube

[–] MissJinx 1 points 11 hours ago

yes if he has a food tube he cant eat by mouth. The guy doesn't have a penis, I don't thinl he has an ass anymore

[–] FlashMobOfOne 7 points 1 day ago

Han would have punched Elon Musk in the face.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Was it McDonald’s on the table. Maybe he would have played nice if it was Taco Bell.