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The singer, who was hit by technical glitches that forced her to perform an acapella, was allegedly not thrilled about the issue, as well as how she was forced to perform, after initially sparking backlash over the performance and allegedly not “caring” about the hate.

The 41-year-old allegedly felt slighted because past performers at inaugurations for Joe Biden and Barack Obama, like Beyonce and Lady Gaga, have been afforded such luxuries.

“Carrie was dissatisfied with her performance at the event, primarily due to the limited space she was given, which left her feeling cramped and uncomfortable,” the source told the publication.

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[–] aesthelete 8 points 2 hours ago

Eat a dick, Carrie. Also, your Sunday night football song is fucking trash.

[–] whostosay 8 points 2 hours ago

Oh no, I have no empathy for this

[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 hours ago

...why does she make me feel things?

[–] jaggedrobotpubes 17 points 3 hours ago

She went out of her way to be an extremely shitty person.

She got off easy.

[–] Sterile_Technique 14 points 4 hours ago

KKKarrie is a traitor, both to the US and to humanity as a whole. I don't give a fuck what she's feeling. The world will become a slightly better place when she stops stealing its oxygen.

[–] GreenKnight23 46 points 5 hours ago

eat shit Carrie.

you play at shitty gigs, you get shitty gigs.

[–] theedqueen 23 points 5 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 27 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

She felt like she was literally just in a room with people all around her and a microphone.

It's hard not to read this as a power play when she was being paid by someone known for memorably misogynist statements, and for needing to go to court against his own sex worker.

I'm inclined to infer that the worst creep factors of old rich American men may have poisoned the vibe in the room.

And yeah, all statements about leopards and faces and knowing better apply here.

I assume Carrie can afford to choose clients carefully. I hope this gives her pause to take stock, and that she moves on to wiser choices.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Fuck her and Snoop Eat-A-Double-Dick Dogg.

[–] DMCMNFIBFFF 4 points 2 hours ago

Some redditors are calling "Lap Dogg."

[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 hours ago

whatever. the only source is "an insider" speaking to the daily fucking mail. this is trash.

[–] [email protected] 112 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Selfish narcissist shocked at lack of consideration from bigger, even more selfish narcissists.

[–] MothmanDelorian 1 points 6 hours ago

More like perfectionist is angry that they aren't given the materials they required when forced to by weather circumstances.

What did she expect them to do find another stadium just for her song? How many places can Trump have left to stiff?

[–] SouthFresh 16 points 5 hours ago

Boo-fucking-hoo

[–] [email protected] 56 points 7 hours ago

In the immortal words of Nelson Muntz: Ha Ha.

[–] blattrules 18 points 6 hours ago

There’s a metaphor here about how the way trump runs things is going to fuck over his base, but they’re too dumb to see it.

[–] [email protected] 53 points 8 hours ago

Welcome to the MAGA world, snowflake. Well deserved.

[–] EvilBit 184 points 9 hours ago (1 children)
[–] dogsnest 47 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Just ignore the leopard in the room.

[–] AtariDump 20 points 6 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 46 points 8 hours ago

Get fucked. Sucks to suck, asshole.

[–] [email protected] 67 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

Wow, where did all those $1 million donations go that they couldn't afford to give Carrie Underwood (checks notes) a stage.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Let me guess: the passionate people who have a degree in this stuff are too "liberal" and "woke", so you went with someone who's an idiot your fascist ass can underpay...

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 hours ago

The people who could do the job already had in the past and been stiffed of their pay. Fool me once...

[–] pubquiz 81 points 9 hours ago

Lie down with dogs; get up with fleas. Or brainworms. Or fuck her and her career for sinking to the Kidrock-level of skell. Hahahahaha.

[–] eran_morad 36 points 8 hours ago

Fucking worthless traitor cunt.

[–] [email protected] 48 points 9 hours ago

Boohoo, dickhead

[–] [email protected] 24 points 9 hours ago

guess they were cramping her style

[–] MothmanDelorian 3 points 6 hours ago

I can answer what Idol should do with this situation, they can find a reason to replace her.