this post was submitted on 19 Jan 2025
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[–] [email protected] 58 points 1 day ago

It's not gay if a kid's on the way.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 20 hours ago

Nice balls dude

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Broke: stop touching pregnant women without their consent

Woke: touch their sperm-doner's balls instead

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago (2 children)

sperm-doner

Listen I'm all for culinary experimentation, but that dish shall remain untested.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 20 hours ago

I'll keep my fetus-kebab thanks

[–] [email protected] 1 points 20 hours ago
[–] over_clox 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Did you shake them as a true gesture of manly respect?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Flick them to test they aren't fake

[–] over_clox 7 points 1 day ago (2 children)

How do you know if they're fake? Do they sound hollow? Do they ding or ping or something?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 20 hours ago

There is no visceral reaction from the operator

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

They vanish into mist and a distinctly magical sound plays

[–] someguy3 10 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Not too much love though, that's gay.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago

That's sexist AF. Just because I'm constantly giving my buddy's balls a little caress and sometimes a little kiss doesn't mean I'm gay. That's the same as saying that when women touch a pregnant woman's belly / uterus that they are gay - are you suggesting they are all gay??!

[–] slaacaa 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It’s not gay until you touch the dick

[–] [email protected] 3 points 19 hours ago

I need one of those "where do you draw the line" memes but with the balls and penis

[–] MissJinx 4 points 1 day ago

Yeah show them some love, kiss the balls

[–] AreolaGrundle 3 points 1 day ago

Fuck yeah homie rdx came in clutch after bacon reader died

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Not everyday you get to touch a baby bump. People just make excuse to get to touch it

[–] LouNeko 1 points 1 day ago

Your mom knows how to give balls the attention they deserve.