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[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Petition to rename this the black-bodied yellowbird

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

I believe you mean "Black-Breasted Yellow Tit"

[–] [email protected] 77 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Purple-headed purplebird...

[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You mean white breasted purple tit.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 days ago

White titted purple booby

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago

I hate that either of these names could be right.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

You know, this ain't so bad

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago

Fr though that's a cool bird

[–] [email protected] 75 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Bird names are either this or "yellow-boobied titcock" and there's no in-between

[–] MIDItheKID 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

What about the Buff-Breasted Tody Tyrant? Buff breasts are admired by many.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago (2 children)

This isn't everywhere. In German, many birds have pretty unique names: Amsel, Spatz, Kuckuck, Uhu, Eule and so on.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Those are blackbird, sparrow, cuckoo, eagle owl, owl. The one in the meme is a Gelbkopf-Schwarzstärling ("yellowhead blackstärling")

So, not that different, I'd say.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

You do have a point. Seems like there are quite a few "new" names in each language and then some weirdly descriptive ones for specific birds.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

In Germany we have lots of names that are the descriptions. Stirnlappenbasilisk ist quite descriptive...

[–] teft 58 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (5 children)

Ornithologists should hang out with astronomers. They do the same naming scheme with telescopes. They've named some classics like the Very Large Array (VLA) and the Five Hundred Meter Aperture Spherical Telescope (FAST).

Edit: a word

[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Don't forget the Very Large Telescope, the Extremely Large Telescope, and the Overwhelmingly Large Telescope.

[–] slazer2au 4 points 1 day ago

Can't beat rapid unscheduled disassembly. Aka, a thing exploded

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Not to mention "The Big Bang", and " Spooky Action At a Distance"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Spooky action at a distance is how Einstein called quantum entanglement. That is the official name.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 days ago

Five-hundred-meter Aperture Spherical Telescope to be technical.

[–] TheTechnician27 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

It's the Five-hundred-meter Aperture Spherical Telescope; the person you're replying to left out "Aperture" by mistake.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Five Hundred Meter Spherical Telescope (FAST)

Where does the 'A' come from?
The phonetic "faiv"?

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I WOULD say that Lemmy jokes are on point today, but all the ones I've saved and sent to my family group chat are from the same Picard Maneuver lol
You got a good taste in jokes!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

We’re actually all just alts of The_Picard_Maneuver

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver 13 points 2 days ago

Happy to help! Lol

[–] umbraroze 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

My favourite example of a straight-to-the-point animal name:

There's a species of turtles. Goofy looking fellas with big heads. So what are they called? Big-headed turtles. OK, but surely the Latin name is sensible? No, it's megacephalum. Totally a band name.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

"Hey, this turtle looks kinda like it's got a snake for a neck, what should we call it"

[–] shalafi 26 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Saw this kickass bird at the lake one day. Went home and looked it up.

red-winged blackbird

C'mon!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Field biology professor at my alma matter did a study on red-winged blackbirds where they put black paint over the red spots. The females didn't really care, but the other males would beat the shit out of the test birds.

Animal behavior is funny

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 days ago (6 children)
[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 days ago

bubblegum ice cream flavored bird

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 days ago

Pink breasted bluey chirp

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

It looks like a jerk, so green-tailed twat or something

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Lilac breasted roller

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Most likely something like Big Titted Sloppy Blowjob Tramp, knowing how perverted some bird watchers are.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Cotton Candy Cum Stain

[–] MrJameGumb 15 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Xanthocephalus xanthocephalus

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[–] fluxion 11 points 2 days ago

I prefer a more scientific name like Birridious Amadeus Maximus, Master of the Armies of the North, Loyal Servant to the One True Emporer.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Gotta shout out birdle for all the bird-loving wordle fans out there.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago (2 children)

That's really cool! But those hints don't help when I have no idea what order a bird is in 😆

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Yeah I usually whip out Wikipedia and try to narrow down the family and genus by looking at the photos.
It's kinda fun if you're ever in the mood to spend 10-20 minutes researching different birds, lol.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Right. I felt uninformed and fighting the urge to go learn all about birds

[–] perviouslyiner 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

"What are we going to call this railway line? It goes from Hammersmith to the City"

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago

“… we’ll call it the Gliecksbaden Line, that should clear up any confusion.”

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