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[–] devfuuu 2 points 5 hours ago

What hurts the most is that "here me"

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

Imagine if the last thing you saw from your mom was k.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 18 hours ago

FYI: Text to 911 is a thing in many places.

[–] RememberTheApollo_ 69 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

“K”

“I’m baby”?

Did she mean “I’m busy”?

If so this is messed up.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 hours ago

She is a baby. I guess she was on some good stuff.

[–] LaLuzDelSol 54 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I thought maybe it's "I am, baby"

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago (3 children)

yeah, auto correct too "i m baby" and made it I'm baby

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[–] RememberTheApollo_ 12 points 1 day ago

Hope so. That would be far better.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 day ago

Mom is texting while driving and freaking out, that's why her texts are like that

[–] [email protected] 150 points 1 day ago (11 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 hours ago

I'm Baby K, an Italian singer.

[–] _stranger_ 5 points 14 hours ago
[–] finitebanjo 44 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Probably meant "I am, baby" as in on her way home.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

This is the generous interpretation and the one I'm picking. Seems like a stressful situation for all, so a lot can be forgiven.

I can even understand "k" as response. What can mum do except give the kid, and mum, space to solve the problem? "I understand, I'm calling the police now" or just call the police. One saves time, one wastes it.

I could even understand it being a "oh shit, oh shit, oh shit" response. Executive function is gone, here's a "k" while I melt.

Lots of room here before jumping to mum being the worst person in the world.

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[–] makyo 83 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Mom cares about her kid's safety but that K was just her taking a step back and wondering if it's worth it when she still can't get 'hear' right

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

they both have terrible spelling though

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 day ago (2 children)

The girl is probably absolutetly shitting herself and is full of adrenaline, I think we can forgive that typo lol.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 12 hours ago

So is the mom. She is obviously rushing home texting while driving

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[–] [email protected] 203 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Mom too busy edging to reply properly

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 day ago

Gooning takes priority, no matter what

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[–] [email protected] 212 points 1 day ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 79 points 1 day ago (6 children)

Is she trying to say "I am, baby"? Do people abbreviate like that?

[–] GoosLife 67 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

I think the "I'm baby" is the result of using voice to text while she's in the car on the way home. I don't think she's crafting messages in a way usual of anyone. She is spending the minimum amount of time on the phone to let her daughter know she has been heard, then focusing the rest of her energy on getting back there asap.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago

Yeah I know. She's probably freaking out if her mind and just trying to focus on getting home to her daughter.

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[–] jaybone 26 points 1 day ago
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[–] [email protected] 47 points 1 day ago

I underappreciated my parents not being that retarded

[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 day ago (1 children)

“He's gonna here me” omg not even time for basic grammar anymore? -s

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago

Lol could you imagine if the mom hit her back with "Hear*"

[–] wabafee 65 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 54 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I was thinking why she didn't just call the police herself but apparently it was so the intruder wouldn't hear her

[–] SpaceNoodle 41 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

I'm not sure which part you'd want me to change lol

E: It's a joke about the spelling on the texts, isn't it

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 hours ago
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[–] jaybone 21 points 1 day ago (2 children)
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