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[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Real convenient story to get the heat off of suspected bears disguised as humans... 🤔

[–] superfes 36 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This is stupid, I've seen bears stand on two legs once with my own eyes and a bunch of times in onliner videos.

[–] Mr_Dr_Oink 2 points 1 year ago

Ive never seen a bear irl. Im not even sure we have them in the uk but i have always thought of bears as being able to stand on two legs.

[–] kescusay 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Huh. Another bear story. This is getting... un...

No. I'm not gonna do it. I won't say it. I have standards.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

It's definitely a real bear, watch the video. It's just very wierd to see it standing

[–] RealFknNito 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"Denies claims" Who tf made such a loud enough claim the government felt it necessary to respond?

[–] cryptiod137 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

As far as I can tell, the government said nothing, it was just a staff member from the zoo.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

ok probably not a human, but that is one fucked up animal

[–] okamiueru 8 points 1 year ago

Filing it under "some people make dumb conclusions and the Internet amplifies it"

[–] BLAMM 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's obviously a Honey Heist that almost went wrong.

[–] techbits 3 points 1 year ago

I love this game. It’s a great intro for people who want to get into tabletop rpgs.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Dang, this is like a reverse Sir Bearington situation

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

What if it's an alien in a bear costume?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Someone needs to just prove this and jump in to fight the bear...

[–] x4740N 2 points 1 year ago

Other Chinese zoos have been accused of trying to pass off dogs dyed to look like wolves or African cats, and donkeys painted to look like zebras.