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[–] [email protected] 76 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The goodbye is because they're about to get the best sleep of their life and wake up feeling amazing in a kinder world.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

how's the world suddenly getting kinder

[–] udon 10 points 1 month ago

OP's not there for 50hrs

[–] Dicska 1 points 1 month ago

The surprise egg company gets monopoly and nobody can stop them

[–] TheGiantKorean 43 points 1 month ago

"You've been asleep for 100 years. Welcome to Walmart. I love you."

[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 month ago

British assisted end of life

[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Oh shit. Bros about to sleep tight.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Man I hope those bedbugs don’t bite

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

If they do, they would probably go nighty night too after that dose

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Be careful with this as some herbs commonly used in herbal tea can be laxative.

[–] witten 21 points 1 month ago (2 children)

They can dangerously raise blood pressure, too! (Licorice.)

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Fatally so, which is really unfortunate because I would absolutely eat that much if it wasn't so damn expensive

[–] witten 1 points 1 month ago

Ugh yeah that's horrible.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That's a new one to me. You know the method of action on that one?

[–] witten 2 points 1 month ago

Check out the article from another comment in this thread for more info.

[–] misterdoctor 30 points 1 month ago

Missed opportunity to have the caption say “nighty night cruel world”

[–] hOrni 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I like, that You had only four bags, but tried Your best, to make it look like more.

[–] univers3man 2 points 1 month ago

You saw right through them. I would be shaken if someone saw through me so effectively.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Make sure you leave the bags in for that extra dose of sweet sweet lead

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

If lead acetate is bad for me why does it taste so good?

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I remember reading how if you steep tea for too long a lot of the toxins and stuff seeps out and also a lot of tea is grown in areas where the soil contains lead and gets into the tea which sucks because how can you know

https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC3821942/

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I was literally sipping a tea with the teabag in it and you made me take it out before doing anything else.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)

haha I got all my coworkers to stop leaving their tea bags in their cups, it keeps the tea from getting bitter also

[–] FarmTaco 7 points 1 month ago

but i like it bitter, now youre telling me its the lead :(

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 2 points 1 month ago

My drain is already bamaged enough I'll drink my teabag water

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

There was a story that came out recently about those triangle/metallic-type tea bags are releasing tons of microplastics into your tea when the water is hot. So not exactly the ones in the photo because they’re paper, but still. Topical joke

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Ok, gotcha. As someone who drinks a LOT of tea, I should probably read up on this. Thanks

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Elevate but still lazy mode

TJ Homegoods should have some, $5-$10, then whatever loose leaf ya want and there’s a whole world of it!

[–] BeMoreCareful 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Capers and turnip greens, my favorite herbal tea.

For real though, I should look into this. I've been enjoying some herbal tea at night. Mostly rooibos, but some ginger tumeric that smells like feet, but tasty feet.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 2 points 1 month ago

One of my favorite teas has cardamom pods in it. Looks nasty af when I empty the pot.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Nice! I use a French press and loose tea from a Mediterranean market I get to every few weeks

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver 3 points 1 month ago

This looks perfect!

[–] robocall 5 points 1 month ago

If you're going to do it, don't just go "Original" go with passionflower.

[–] LovableSidekick 4 points 1 month ago

sip sip, out go the lights

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

The side of my family I don't talk to anymore likes to accuse my every action of being such things. I once took 2 regular melatonin tabs as it'd equal the same strength as the ones I'd regularly take and they staged an intervention.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Is that mixed with sweet prince?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The cactus hybrid or the tomato cultivar?

[–] jaybone 1 points 1 month ago

The one who moved to Bel Air.

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