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[–] jewbacca117 223 points 3 days ago (4 children)

You are entering the vicinity of an area adjacent to a location. The kind of place where there might be a monster, or some kind of weird mirror. These are just examples; it could also be something much better. Prepare to enter The Scary Door.

[–] [email protected] 51 points 3 days ago

Imagine, if you will, an announcer you can barely understand. He refers to a [indecipherable], but you're not quite sure what he said. He seems to be eating something, or perhaps he's a little drunk. It's remotely possible that he just said something about the Scary Door.

[–] Maltese_Liquor 23 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Robot, experience this tragic irony for me.

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 days ago

Did you do this from memory? I want you to have done this from memory. You will be as a god!

[–] setsneedtofeed 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I have combined the DNA of the world's most evil animals to make the most evil creature of them all!

[–] SlothMama 8 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)
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[–] AlternatePersonMan 99 points 3 days ago (7 children)

Took me a second. Can relate.

"Where do you want to eat?" "Anywhere is fine with me. You pick." "How about burgers." "No, I don't want burgers tonight." "How about..." "No. Not there." "Okay, you choose." "I don't want to choose."

[–] [email protected] 62 points 3 days ago (4 children)

Not sure what went wrong or right in my marriage but I can't relate to these common tropes at all. Maybe it's a difference in culture (I'm not from the US), but my wife and I both actively work to find a consensus in any decision no matter how small.

[–] [email protected] 84 points 3 days ago (2 children)

You're probably not in the boomer generation:

They have this 'I hate my wife' trope in their humor for some reason.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Don't mind us X-gen over in the corner. Sometimes it's better to not be part of the disaster anyway.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Gen X is just slightly less ancient boomers with occasional tattoos tbh

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[–] 5too 18 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I feel like you can track this some in early TV shows. Way back when, you had shows like I Love Lucy and Leave it to Beaver, featuring loving, largely functional families. Once this became an expected trope, shows like The Honeymooners and The Flintstones subverted that expectation, but became such a hit that they became the formula to emulate - so it became common to joke about marital strife.

Sometimes you'd get a show like The Addams Family, that would again subvert this new expectation; but they didn't start becoming the norm until much more recently.

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Yeah I’ve never really understood the “my SPOUSE am I right?” bits. That’s your spouse. You ought to…work on that.

[–] dohpaz42 13 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

Women in America (other countries too I’m sure) have been (and still are to some extent) treated like objects or property of a man. It’s barely been over 100 years (1910) since they finally earned their right to vote. It wasn’t until the 60s that no-fault divorce was allowed, as well as women being able to have their own bank accounts.

Even the Charleston Heston movie Soylent Green perpetuated the property stereotypes by calling all women in the movie “furniture”.

We’re still fighting some of these same battles today (no-fault divorce seems to be on the chopping block, and abortion is banned again).

So we “1st-world” Americans as a country still have a long way to go to bringing women (and other non-white male groups) to genuine equality.

[–] shalafi 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Don't forget that being a divorcee was a bad tag to have hung upon you.

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[–] tburkhol 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Boomers are just at the (hopefully) tail end of a long tradition of bad marriages. No fault divorce has only been in the US since the mid 1970s, so a lot of boomer parents were kind of stuck with each other. Today, there's at least the possibility of parting amicably, before it all really turns to shit. The parents of boomers were a lot more likely to be coerced into early, or even arranged marriages by social and economic power structures. So boomers were brought up in environments where shitty marriages were common fodder for comedy.

By the time Gen-X & esp Millennials are born, women get a lot more autonomy, both parents frequently work and have active interests outside the home to temper home stresses, and it's much more common to break up bad marriages and try again.

It really is amazing how much better life can be if one is not locked into rigid social structures.

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[–] Landless2029 8 points 3 days ago (3 children)

You married a man. /s

In all seriousness. I have a happy marriage. We're awesome at communication and never argue. But things get indescivie during take out. It just happens.

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[–] [email protected] 48 points 3 days ago (2 children)

After my wife heard a similar complain and we guessed that what they want is us being able to figure out their taste and preference, she now says: "CHOOSE MERE MORTAL YOUR FATE, know my heart's desire wisely or perish"

Or something along those lines. She's a Ghostbuster's fan if you can tell.

[–] PunnyName 18 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] TheLowestStone 11 points 3 days ago

Seriously, is she single? Also, please don't tell my wife that I asked.

[–] gift_of_gab 11 points 3 days ago
[–] Landless2029 29 points 3 days ago

I gave up playing this game.

"You hungry? 'Yes.' OK I'm craving burgers from X place I'm ordering two burgers in 30 minutes unless you tell me you want something else."

So far it's working well. Either she orders from where I want or somewhere close by.

'I'm feeling Chinese.' Baby you can get whatever you want. I'll hit two spots or switch my order.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago

It took a couple years to get my wife to be more assertive about this stuff. I'd just keep picking places I knew she hated until she'd make a decision.

Just the other day she turned it around on me. Asked me which of two options I wanted, I said whichever she feels like and she came back with, "No, I want to know what you want." So I laughed and gave her my preference.

[–] wjrii 15 points 3 days ago

I’ve allayed liked that the idea that if you say no to a suggestion in this situation, it is now your turn to suggest something.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago

My wife and I always give each other 2-3 options and take turns narrowing it down. Same with movies: We start out with our Trakt list and take turns narrowing it down until we get something we both want to watch.

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[–] [email protected] 64 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I thought for sure this was a sex joke.

[–] setsneedtofeed 26 points 3 days ago

It doesn't have to not be.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 3 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

I hopped up and I said

"I don't know, do you want to get something delivered?"

She's like "Why would I want to eat liver?

I don't even like liver!"

I'm like "No, I said 'delivered.'"

She's like "I heard you say 'liver!'"

I'm like "I should know what I said."

She's like "Whatever, I just don't want any liver!"

[–] weirdbeardgame 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

And I can hear his voice / the song while reading this

[–] rockSlayer 34 points 3 days ago (3 children)

I've heard that the trick is to make it a guessing game.

We're going to eat out tonight, but it's a surprise. Guess!

Don't always go with the first option, keep it random between options

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[–] Alenalda 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

If you can't decide what to eat, you aren't hungry.

[–] Shark03 2 points 1 day ago

I disagree, sometimes there are just too many choices which can cause decision fatigue. Do I want Mexican food, or pizza, or chicken, or a sandwich... All of it sounds good I don't know which I want more.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago

My wife sent me this unbidden

Meanwhile i'm double-digit hours away from WDW

[–] gofsckyourself 17 points 3 days ago (3 children)
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[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)
    (Oh no!)   
She's gonna rock  
      down   
       to  
*ELECTRIC AVENUE*
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