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[–] [email protected] 67 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I believe the clarification is quite kind provided we’re actually telling the truth.

[–] FlyingSquid 45 points 1 month ago (1 children)

How dare you raise suspicions! Dylan is a saint and I will not stand for any casting of aspersions!

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

My forces are merely passing through.

[–] FlyingSquid 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm sorry to hear it. Have you tried Imodium?

[–] grue 3 points 1 month ago

Initiates surprise war on the next turn

[–] [email protected] 45 points 1 month ago

Dylan bro, you gotta specify pre or post cooking here. Big difference in my decision to ignore this or bleach the sheets.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The serial killer gets away again using charm.

[–] Lemminary 9 points 1 month ago

"You let him get away?!?"

"He's got 99 Charisma, boss'

"Dangit, Michael!"

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 month ago (6 children)

Regardless of whether it's pork blood or person blood, it's still blood.

[–] FlyingSquid 64 points 1 month ago

I'm pretty sure it's BBQ sauce.

[–] SkunkWorkz 48 points 1 month ago

Myoglobin is not blood. A pig is exsanguinated after butchering. Otherwise the meat would rot very quickly.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 month ago

The red stuff in raw meat from a grocery store isn’t blood, it’s myoglobin.

[–] ABCDE 22 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That's assuming it's not cooked and wasn't handled properly when butchered.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Under those circumstances, Dylan's message reads VERY differently :)

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

muscle interstitial fluid doesn't dry like blood I think

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Only if it's family.

[–] eager_eagle 18 points 1 month ago

Dylan's target was known as Pork Chop

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago

No officer, I did not murder someone, I swear its just porkchop.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

“Dropped a pork chop” is slang, pretty sure

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

It do be like that sometimes.

[–] aeronmelon 12 points 1 month ago

Dylan’s just throwing people off the scent.

He’s a professional.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 11 points 1 month ago

dude dylan do the laundry

[–] AnUnusualRelic 9 points 1 month ago

Dropping a pork chop, is that what the kids call it nowadays?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

That's something a person who just murdered someone on their bedsheets would write.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Well done Dylan!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Betcha Dylan looks like Luigi!

Rockstar.

[–] jaybone 3 points 1 month ago