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[–] [email protected] 192 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Clown egg number state

Ez πŸ‘

[–] kautau 48 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Correct horse battery staple

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

HOW DO YOU KNOW MY PASSWORD?!

[–] victorz 8 points 1 week ago (2 children)

It only shows it to you. The rest of us all just see ******. πŸ‘

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I got Clown dozen even state πŸ––

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago
[–] niktemadur 6 points 1 week ago

It Egg Even States

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[–] [email protected] 82 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Dude, don't spoil it in the title. You're better than this.

And so is Lemmy! You can edit titles.

[–] glimse 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's hard to be upset at OP when it gets spoiled by the text above the pictures...

Like you could get rid of the pictures entirely and just have _______________ and it would have the same effect

[–] essteeyou 21 points 1 week ago (4 children)

The "spoiler" above it is a clue about how to read it, the post title is a complete spoiler.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

holy i didn't realize that it was in the title

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (7 children)

Pennywise eggs every other state

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Oml I thought it was Clown~~s~~ ~~don't~~ doesn't even phase [me]

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Oh, that one is very good! Wish I had thought of that.

Edit: Although, how did you get "don't" from the eggs?

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[–] ZMonster 3 points 1 week ago

My friend, Thank you for this. It gives me no hope for society every time I hear someone say "it, the clown" - but you gave me a "pennywise" in the first reply I read. Hope restored.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Clown eggs pairs states

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[–] Ironfacebuster 33 points 1 week ago

Clown pointing at me, a dozen of eggs, even numbers, states of matter

It's no wonder why this song is so catchy!

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 week ago

It eggs even states

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Just to check, is this loss?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago

(Snape voice) Always.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

Not this time

[–] spankmonkey 5 points 1 week ago

For the chicken.

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Click here if you don't understand

  1. IT
  2. Dozen
  3. Even
  4. Matter
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Click here if you still don't get it"I tried so hard and got so far but in the end, it doesn't even matter" are part of the lyrics to the song "In the End" by American rock band Linkin Park.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Click here if you're a true idiot

"IT Dozen Even Matter" sounds like "it doesn't even matter" from the lyric

[–] Ziglin 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yeah that's what I was stuck on... I'm disappointed in myself.

[–] spankmonkey 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That's okBecsuse in the end...

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

Nah that's a dozen eggs

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (3 children)

What does the Clown have to do with IT?

[–] ZMonster 3 points 1 week ago

Not sure if serious, but the clown's name is "Pennywise" from the tv movie adaptation of Stephen King's novel, It. Though "It" refers to the creature, the clown that it primarily takes the form of is named, Pennywise.

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Clown eggs numbers matter?!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

Clown egg number phase.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Jester carton powers of two states

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

It
Dozen (read: doesn't)
Even
(states of) Matter

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] maniii 4 points 1 week ago

Clown eggs 2-times-table physics???

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[–] FuglyDuck 12 points 1 week ago

you've reminded me of an old joke that is only tangentially- and quite ephemerally- relevant.

Do you know why, in the Business Professionals Baseball League, the Accountants always win?

because the last time they lost, they started chanting " 2, 4, 5, 8, Who do we Depreciate!"

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I tried so hard, and got so far, but in the end...

[–] BassTurd 4 points 1 week ago

Same result, way less effort.

Still fun

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

I left my oven on.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

So they only succeeded with plasma, near absolute zero condensates, and strange matter?

[–] SkunkWorkz 7 points 1 week ago

I tried so hard and got so far but in the end pointing clown holding balloons twelve white eggs in a box 246810 gas liquid solid.

[–] victorz 7 points 1 week ago

Didn't even need the image puzzle to figure out the lyrics bruh

[–] poopgood 3 points 1 week ago
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