this post was submitted on 04 Jan 2025
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[–] [email protected] 67 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

"I'm straight but shit happens"

[–] [email protected] 53 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

—bicurious scat fetishist

[–] [email protected] 49 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I'd like to return one mental image, please

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago

They didn't give me one 😭

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

No but I don't even need my money back, man. You can just dispose of it for me tbh

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

i'm sorry but we're not allowed to handle hazardous material, company policy. And i'm afraid there's no facility in the area yet that handles disposing of it either, you'll just have to hold onto it.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 weeks ago

This a shitpost in a humor community, so I'm probably over thinking it... But from the very first time I saw that text, it felt a bit like a heterosexual man joking that his dick would fix a lesbian. Not a huge fan. This version with an anime background somehow makes it worse.

[–] tfw_no_toiletpaper 18 points 2 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 weeks ago

MACARONI in a POT.

[–] Floodedwomb 10 points 2 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I can't speak to the context but assuming this is not a reverse lesbian cure with porn latitude, there is the possibility of situational sexuality, most evident in:

  • Prisons
  • Traditional (men only) navies
  • Gender-isolated schooling
  • Cloistered communities where celebacy is mandated.

So the non-rapey possibility is that they're isolated from men for long enough for attitudes to change.

Here in western (Christianity-informed) society our squeamishness about sexuality only exacerbates the effects of situational sexuality. The Navy will literally awaken your gay. (assuming you have a normal libido.)

[–] Maggoty 3 points 2 weeks ago

There's women on ships now so the Navy gets the same brand of "Deployment Goggles" the Army and Marines have been using.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

I am bow tie pasta

[–] DogWater 1 points 2 weeks ago

Ahh yes rape and sexual assault

[–] Sam_Bass 1 points 2 weeks ago