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[–] [email protected] 28 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

I think that empathy through horniness is still technically progress.

Edit: I have this ugly feeling that I just wrote the thesis statement for my entire stance on Star Trek...

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago

empathy through horniness is still technically progress.

Can I make this into a bumper sticker for my car?

[–] [email protected] 38 points 4 days ago (1 children)

“Well. As long as it’s women we’ll allow it”

& in the same vein, a quote from famous transphobe Dave Chapelle : “I think gay sex is gross. Unless it’s lesbians”

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Pretty much the gay couple was originally supposed to be Bashir and Garak, but they were worried that anything involving penises is too gay for people in the 90's.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

Cardassians are lizard people, can we confirm they don't have cloacas?

[–] [email protected] 77 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Is this "jumping the shark" or "knowing your audience?"

[–] [email protected] 77 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (5 children)

Good question. Let's have a lingerie boxing match episode between dax and 7 of 9 to find out.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

Tasha Yar's Ultimate Mud Wrestling

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 days ago

Isn't there some betazed tradition that could be hamfisted in to make them fully nude, all in the name of authenticity of course? Majel walked so they could ru~~b~~n

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 days ago

Oh fuck yeah Tsunkatse 2!

[–] Tattorack 2 points 3 days ago

Seven could do it naked and win, because she doesn't give a fuck. Q2 got bored of her in 5 seconds because she was completely unfazed.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I DEMAND EQUAL REPRESENTATION

Throw some dudes in the lanes too.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago

Garak and Bashir mudwrestling?

[–] FlyingSquid 40 points 4 days ago (2 children)
[–] Test_Tickles 9 points 3 days ago

Me viewing this image from left to right:
Niiiice...
Ohhh, even better...
Ok, ok... I like where this is going...
Uhh? Ruh roh raggy!

[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

I still think about the episode where T'pol goes through pon farr...

I'll be in my bunk

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 days ago

Can't be knowing your audience, we never got to see Worf in that swimsuit

[–] [email protected] 33 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I don't know whether to upvote or downvote this (j/k I almost never downvote but just go with the bit okay?), so here is a Reddit gif that somehow represents both:

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[–] EmpathicVagrant 3 points 3 days ago (4 children)

She’s high as shit so she’s holding upside down, that’s all.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Your embed doesn't work for me.

Seems like it's because you used http instead of https:
Oh btw, you'll need this

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I see both gifs fine from the connect app

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago (5 children)

Not from Voyager on Android. But we have already concluded that it depends on what you use.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

Oh wow, it works fine for me on PieFed.

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Edit: also it works in Chrome but not Firefox Android, so it seems related to the method of access. Anyway thanks for bringing it to my attention!:-)

[–] ikidd 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Works for me in FF Android

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Weirdly, it works for me from Discuss.Online, but not from slrpnk.net, where the OP post was submitted from. It also works from Lemmy.World.

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[–] ikidd 2 points 3 days ago

Probably something weird in their reverse proxies.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 4 days ago

Somehow still less horny than TOS.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Network Suits: ... OK fine .. you can have your Dax sexy time stuff with Vanessa Williams on swimsuit planet ..... but you'll have to cut out all the Quark holosuite suggestive pornography episodes with Vulcan sex slaves, Klingon women in bikinis, Orion sex dancers and Bajoran orgies.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 16 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Even the pudding planet episode?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Especially the pudding planet episode.

[–] homesweethomeMrL 8 points 4 days ago

Pfft. fine. More starship battles then.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 days ago

Wolfe: For this scene? Sure!

[–] FenrirIII 18 points 4 days ago

Shut up. You had me at Vanessa Williams

[–] Sanctus 21 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago

DS9 was religious

[–] LovableSidekick 4 points 3 days ago

"Uh-oh, the ratings just slumped - time to get T'Pol naked again."

[yes I know it's a different series]

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

For what? Piloting while being Klingon?

[–] Tattorack 2 points 3 days ago

Not just that, he also piloted, and even captained, by being under the influence of Klingon!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 days ago (1 children)

They really wanted to use this scene in the episode where Crusher is fucking a ghost, but the legal department wouldn't let them.

[–] homesweethomeMrL 5 points 4 days ago

Hey you wanna get ghost-sued? Go right ahead.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

Okay this is the first time I've actually been like "wtf"

What do you mean fucked her to death?! The hell is going on in Star Trek?!

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