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submitted 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) by aeronmelon to c/memes
 

Edit: Because it apparently needs to be clarified, by β€œreal shit” I mean serious issue. πŸ™ƒ

Your concerns are touching, but my bowel movements have been regular.

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[–] SmackemWittadic 58 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

I am currently on the toilet as I type this comment making 2025 a brown year to start

[–] timeisart 15 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I read your comment currently sitting on the toilet

[–] SmackemWittadic 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

May it be a brown year for us all!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

Amen brother, I'll piss to that

[–] TwoBeeSan 7 points 2 weeks ago

Hello fellow shitters

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

First shit of the year for me πŸ‘

[–] [email protected] 37 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)
[–] PP_BOY_ 33 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

I've still not taken my first shit of 2024

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

You been constipated for a full year? I'm no doc, but I think that might be a go see the doctor time. ;p

[–] Dagnet 30 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I don't know man, seems like he is full of shit

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Either way they’re full of shit.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

Holding your poop in WC 2024

[–] PixellatedDave 4 points 2 weeks ago

I am 3 out. Feels good man.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Whoever made this gif is a genius

[–] AtariDump 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Just wished they used more pixels

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago

and more than 256 colors

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

best doctor imho

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Anyone have a bingo card ready?

[–] Snowclone 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Mine are all different levels of ''now women have to report their period to the government'' ''now I have to have a special seperate ID white people don't have to or I'll be stripped of my citizenship and deported to a county I'm not from and have never been to'' and ''now police use robot dogs to plant evidence''

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I got pooped by a bird just 5 hours after 2025 came

[–] the_tab_key 16 points 2 weeks ago

Must have been a big bird to poop a live human.

[–] Snowclone 3 points 2 weeks ago

Lines are drawn, the players against the line, now we find out who is man... and who is dead.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Elon musk now fucking up european politics too?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

They've been fuckin themselves up for years. He's just now in a position to really "insert" himself.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

fair point, thanks lindner

[–] RememberTheApollo_ 12 points 2 weeks ago

Cybertruck explosion in front of Trump’s Las Vegas building, allegedly killing driver.

Gunman drives truck into crowd celebrating in New Orleans, killing and injuring many.

10 killed in mass shooting in Montenegro.

12 more killed by Israeli air strike in Gaza, including kids.

Puerto Rico lost their power grid.

US drug makers are going to price hike over 250 different drugs.

Pick which ones are serious enough for you.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago
[–] frostysauce 7 points 2 weeks ago

No pixels were ~~used~~ harmed in the production of this gif

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

I recommend laxatives

[–] Tikiporch 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] glitchdx 1 points 2 weeks ago

loads faster

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

Last year it was that train derailment with a chemical catastrophe "like chemical Chernobyl"... or was this 2023???

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

world falls to pieces

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod 3 points 2 weeks ago

Remember the Australian wildfires? That was some real shit from 2020.

Glad nothing else happened that year.