Edit: Because it apparently needs to be clarified, by βreal shitβ I mean serious issue. π
Your concerns are touching, but my bowel movements have been regular.
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I am currently on the toilet as I type this comment making 2025 a brown year to start
I read your comment currently sitting on the toilet
May it be a brown year for us all!
Amen brother, I'll piss to that
Hello fellow shitters
First shit of the year for me π
Cybertruck explosion in front of Trumpβs Las Vegas building, allegedly killing driver.
Gunman drives truck into crowd celebrating in New Orleans, killing and injuring many.
10 killed in mass shooting in Montenegro.
12 more killed by Israeli air strike in Gaza, including kids.
Puerto Rico lost their power grid.
US drug makers are going to price hike over 250 different drugs.
Pick which ones are serious enough for you.
I got pooped by a bird just 5 hours after 2025 came
Must have been a big bird to poop a live human.
Lines are drawn, the players against the line, now we find out who is man... and who is dead.
I've still not taken my first shit of 2024
You been constipated for a full year? I'm no doc, but I think that might be a go see the doctor time. ;p
I don't know man, seems like he is full of shit
Either way theyβre full of shit.
Holding your poop in WC 2024
I am 3 out. Feels good man.
Whoever made this gif is a genius
Just wished they used more pixels
and more than 256 colors
best doctor imho
Anyone have a bingo card ready?
Mine are all different levels of ''now women have to report their period to the government'' ''now I have to have a special seperate ID white people don't have to or I'll be stripped of my citizenship and deported to a county I'm not from and have never been to'' and ''now police use robot dogs to plant evidence''
No pixels were ~~used~~ harmed in the production of this gif
Elon musk now fucking up european politics too?
They've been fuckin themselves up for years. He's just now in a position to really "insert" himself.
fair point, thanks lindner
Remember the Australian wildfires? That was some real shit from 2020.
Glad nothing else happened that year.
Last year it was that train derailment with a chemical catastrophe "like chemical Chernobyl"... or was this 2023???
I recommend laxatives
16-bit gif?
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