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[–] radix 158 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

Wait 'til you see the child size soda.

It's 512 ounces, or roughly the size of a two-year old child, if the child were liquefied. It's a real bargain at $1.59.

[–] [email protected] 50 points 3 weeks ago

Straight from the orphan crushing machine. Delicious

[–] [email protected] 41 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

512oz = 15.14L. Literally soda in a size of a child.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Who The fuck is able to drink that much? That's a fucking bucket just with soda.

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 weeks ago

If you can't beat'em sweetems :)

[–] godot 106 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (4 children)

Between 1975 and 2016, the prevalence of obesity in Europe rose 138%, with a 21% rise between 2006 and 2016. The prevalence of overweight rose by 51% between 1975 and 2016, and by 8% between 2006 and 2016. It is expected that by 2030, over half of Europe will live with obesity – up to 89% in some countries. No Member State is on track to reach the target of halting the rise in obesity by 2025.

https://www.eufic.org/en/healthy-living/article/europes-obesity-statistics-figures-trends-rates-by-country

The proliferation of unhealthy eating is a big problem for most of Europe, too. They’re on the same path as the US for mostly the same reasons, just a few steps back.

That said, if I’m going to be fat, I’d rather it be because of schnitzel the size of a dinner plate or cacio e pepe over a Monster Burger.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

That said, if I’m going to be fat, I’d rather it be because of schnitzel the size of a dinner plate or cacio e pepe over a Monster Burger.

Do you actually believe that these numbers are from common people eating quality food?

[–] godot 32 points 3 weeks ago

No. I think it’s for the reasons outlined or suggested in the link I included: increased cost of healthy ingredients, decreased accessibility to the same, people struggling to find time to eat well in the increasingly fast paced world, etc.

My mentioning my personal preference is mostly a concession to nuggets of truth in the 4chan post. It’s also true; there is nothing common about how I would prefer to consume quality food.

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[–] [email protected] 84 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

I'm currently vacationing in Japan and have slimmed down a lot in just a week of walking, eating smaller healthier meals, and taking the train everywhere. America has a truly fucked standard of living. I don't want to go back to driving and eating shitty oversized unhealthy meals while also tipping.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 weeks ago (12 children)

you've "slimmed down a lot" in a week? did you also give birth this week? or is this a bias?

[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

It's not a bias it's a fact. My shirts are way more loose on me and I've been walking an average of 15,000 steps a day. What's it to you anyway? Are you upset someone's making a valid criticism about American transportation and eating habits?

[–] [email protected] 54 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (32 children)

Because it's a week lol you're talking about losing water from sweating, stored sugars in muscles from exercising, and a teensy bit of fat loss. you haven't "lost a lot" you're just on vacation

what's it to me? I like to tell people when they're wrong in the internet. you said something stupid. hello.

lifestyle change and public transit are great but you're just on vacation. and this is coming from someone who lived over a decade in the Americas and Asia both.

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[–] [email protected] 73 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

visit America
get shot
bystanders start clapping

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[–] [email protected] 70 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

I’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

All you have to do is follow the damn train...

[–] Klear 21 points 3 weeks ago

Aw shit, here we go again...

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[–] 50MYT 19 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I'll take a Double Triple Bossy Deluxe on a raft, 4x4 animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease; make it cry, burn it, and let it swim.

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[–] [email protected] 48 points 3 weeks ago (9 children)

I'm up in Canada and since the start of the pandemic I've stopped going to fast food places. But after things got back to normal, I thought why should I go back to ordering food at McD's .... as I thought of it more, I realized it didn't make any sense.

Fast food is basically unnutritious food made by underpaid workers who don't like their work ... the food doesn't do me any good and its too expensive .... I have to trust the underpaid employee didn't mess up my order ... I waste money by degrading my health only to spend more money to try to get back some good health

I realized it was cheaper in the long run of my life to not eat at these damned places.

[–] icecreamtaco 14 points 3 weeks ago (6 children)

mcdonalds is the literal worst burger option though

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[–] NABDad 46 points 3 weeks ago (10 children)

Anyone who looks at the U.S. and thinks it's a fucked up country because of the food just isn't paying attention.

[–] NickwithaC 33 points 3 weeks ago (9 children)

It may not be the only issue but it is definitely on the list.

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Malnourished european can not handle a real meal.

[–] [email protected] 46 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

fun part is americans are fat AND malnourished….

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[–] quixotic120 30 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (5 children)

American burgers are the king of all burgers, bottom line

That said 2 things I absolutely agree with:

A burger should be small enough to easily bite. It’s okay if you have to smoosh it down a bit with your hands to do so, but if I have squash it to shit or take it apart or cut it or eat it weird you’ve fucked up such a basic thing

If you already have ketchup, mustard, mayo, bbq, etc then why do I need “burger sauce”? Your burger sauce is probably just some variation on mayo and ketchup anyway. Thanks for making my burger a sloppy piece of shit akin to eating ribs

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Big food is kind of a marketing thing in America. Restaurants want to give their customers more " bang for their buck" (or at least appear to), but they don't want to lower prices. Instead, they increase portions. This has lead to a size arms race where every restaurant wants to claim they have the biggest food in town. This is especially the case for burger joints. It doesn't matter to the restaurant if customers eat all their food, since they pay for all of it either way. I'm guessing Americans are more culturally susceptible to this marketing tactic, since bigger-is-better is common here, and hence things have been taken further than in other countries.

This seems to be another case of someone throwing reason out the door for the sake of insulting Americans. There is no way you would be getting "shit eating grins" for ordering a kids meal. And if your large burgers are smaller than a kids meal, you either have very little size variation, or the small would be like a single bite.

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 3 weeks ago (6 children)

I REALLY wish they would have went to Five Guys.

Guy 3/5: fills 32 ounce cup with fresh hot, salt slathered fries. Drops cup in a large bag. Takes another full scoop of the fries and throws them in the bag. Easily 4-5 potatoes worth.

The cup of fries should be 1300 calories, they easily put twice as many in. That's a daily food intake worth of calories for the side alone.

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Erhm well back in the day fat people were the peak of social hierarchy because they had enough money to buy enough food to be fat, therefore spending $12 on a burger to get fat makes me mega rich

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (13 children)

Wait until anon discovers a hamburger with a glazed donut for a bun and the entire thing is deepfried.

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 weeks ago (8 children)

It's interesting reading responses on this because I'm gathering a lot of Europeans/non-americans think that burgers are always fast food?

When an american thinks of a good burger I think most of us are picturing our favorite bar and grill's burger, not a chain fast food one.

Are burgers pretty much only at fast food chains in other countries?

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

As someone who usually eats just once a day (with some supplemental shakes on work days) I love American potions. One of the good things about this country.

The lack of veg is concerning though. It sucks that the alternative to fried potatoes is usually just a handful of leaves.

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

I don’t even think the stereotypical giant american burger is a thing anymore unless you go to places that specifically market a special large burger. Now a $12 burger is just regular sized. And an $18 “artisanal” burger has a thin disc of meat and is taller than it is wide.

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[–] RedAggroBest 16 points 2 weeks ago

Falsified and homosexual. No Yuroopeens allowed

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Ragebait, am European, love American Food!

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

In Europe, the portions are European sized. In the US, they are whale-sized.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

Some places won't let you order a kids meal unless you have a kid with you.

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[–] Sir_Premiumhengst 14 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

Twelve dallers? That's a steal post-inflation.

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[–] thermal_shock 14 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (12 children)

the "tiny" burgers like the $5 biggie bag at Wendy's is the perfect amount of food. jr bacon cheeseburger, small fries, 4 piece nugget, drink.

THATS normal portion, even if it's not healthy, not a 1/2 lb double cheeseburger 6 inches in diameter, 3 inches thick and a 32oz bucket of cola.

[–] qarbone 14 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

Where the hell are yall getting burgers at? Every fastfood place near me serves anemic, poorly prepared burgers that are not worth the cost for taste and only rarely worth the time investment when it's near midnight and I need to absorb the alcohol in my stomach

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