What when I yell “parkour!” while sex?
this post was submitted on 30 Dec 2024
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Not sure, but I tend to yell "fuck!" whenever I parkour.
parkour + sex = sexercise
"fuck" is basically a homonym for "fuck", but "parkour" doesn't have a homonym to make this example equal.
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I mean, yes, at a high level it does, considering the context in which you used it (the surrounding words).
You mean that?
Fo sho fo sho I mean that shiz
No, "fuck" is a general exclamation. I can't think of other examples, but it's closer to yelling "oh my god" during a church service or something. Parkour is not a general exclamation people use. Fuck is. Like if something happens you might yell "fuck" even if it's not sexual.
Another example is yelling "damn" at a "dam", but that's not really a good example because it's more of a pun.
If you're having sex with a partner it could be an instruction or encouragement. Like if you and a buddy are running from a bear and yell "run". Or parkouring away from a bear and yell "parkour". Or-nah.
Or like when you and a buddy are fucking a bear and yell "fuck".
You don't yell when gang-fucking a bear. It might spook the bear.
This one.
We're all a lit bit Michael Scott inside
When someone asks how I am going, I just remember his book
Somehow I manage
Well, no, because when someone yells "fuck" as an interjection, it's using a different definition of the word.
This guy would see someone stub their toe and yell "fuck!" and ask him why stubbing his toe made him talk about sex, lol...
Yelling basketball everytime you shoot
im the same since reading this, because of my superior mental strength
